“I am trying to be healthy and grow my own food, but I can’t find any doughnut seeds”

Donuts (or “doughnuts”) aren’t healthy and do not grow from seeds, but there are jokes.
 
“Was thinking today i might try to grow some of my own food… Where do you buy donut and beer seeds?” was posted on Facebookby Jeff Logan on March 13, 2012. “LMAO My friend wrote this on his FB wall ‘I am trying to be healthy and grow my own food but I can’t find any doughnut seeds’ Haha Love it” was posted on X/Twitter by Tracey on March 15, 2012. “I want to start growing my own food, but can’t find donut seeds anywhere” was posted on Facebook by Dave Robertson on April 1, 2012. “I want to grow my own food but I haven’t been able to find donut seeds” was posted on X/Twitter by Jew in a Canoe ✡️ on August 30, 2023.
 
Related jokes include “I want to grow my own food, but I can’t find any bacon seeds,” “I want to grow my own food, but no one makes pizza seeds” and “Where can I buy seeds to plant a beer garden?”
   
 
Facebook
Jeff Logan
March 13, 2012 at 10:00 PM ·
Was thinking today i might try to grow some of my own food… Where do you buy donut and beer seeds?

X/Twitter 
Tracey
@Tracey__Ellis
LMAO My friend wrote this on his FB wall “I am trying to be healthy and grow my own food but I can’t find any doughnut seeds” Haha Love it
6:05 AM · Mar 15, 2012
   
Facebook
Dave Robertson
April 1, 2012 at 12:18 PM ·
I want to start growing my own food, but can’t find donut seeds anywhere.
 
X/Twitter 
Charlotte Radford
@charlottewiggs
RT @PAC43 I actually tried to grow my own food but I can’t find any Twinkie seeds yes, I was looking for donut seeds…lol
8:48 PM · May 6, 2012
     
X/Twitter
Selina
@glamrockgoth
I was going to try and be healthy by growing my own food but I coudn’t find any doughnut seeds ......
1:31 PM · Jun 24, 2012
     
Facebook
Jason Staley
July 11, 2012 at 5:24 PM ·
I’ve decided I’m going to eat more organic and grow my own food…...  But im having a hard time finding Doughnut seeds. 😕
 
X/Twitter
Cookie
@TinyCookie
I’ve decided to be healthy and grow my own food. Anyone know where I can get doughnut seeds?
4:08 PM · Aug 23, 2012
 
X/Twitter
Roberta Crews
@bertc56
I wanted to start eating heathy and grow my own food, but I can’t seem to find any donut seeds..
10:43 PM · Aug 23, 2012
 
X/Twitter
Squall Live
@squalllive
I was going to start eating healthy & grow my own food, but I couldn’t find any donut seeds.
4:41 PM · Aug 24, 2012
 
X/Twitter
And She, With Unveiled Face
@sheunveiledface
I wanted to go all natural and grow my own food but I can’t seem to find donut seeds anywhere for the life of me!
7:09 AM · Sep 12, 2012
 
X/Twitter
Darian Brasher
@darianbrasher
I grew up on a farm. I want to now grow my own food, but I can’t find any donut seeds. #farming #food #doughnut
5:57 PM · Mar 19, 2015
   
X/Twitter
Kato
@Porpian
I’m trying to be healthy and economical by growing my own food but I can’t find any doughnut seeds.
1:10 PM · Jun 13, 2015
 
X/Twitter
a little bit alexis
@kellansBro
I’m really trying to start growing my own food and stuff but I can’t find donut seeds for some reason..
10:42 AM · Mar 27, 2016
 
X/Twitter
Mark Valentine
@mdvalentine
I’d like to grow my own food,
but I can’t find any donut seeds.
8:14 PM · Mar 14, 2018
 
X/Twitter
Mark Johns Comedy
@MarkJohnsATX
I got me a gubmint grant to grow my own food.
Anybody know where I can buy donut seeds?
6:41 PM · May 14, 2018
 
X/Twitter
Ayesha 💙
@ayeemalik99
I want to grow my own food but i can’t find donut seeds
12:43 AM · Aug 15, 2019
   
X/Twitter
John! ... Pastor John!
@KeruxonJCJ
It is my resolution to eat healthy and grow my own food, but so far, I have not found doughnut seeds.
8:30 AM · Jan 1, 2021 from Jonesborough, TN
 
X/Twitter
Sevannah Storm Romance Author/Editor
@sevannah_storm
I want to grow my own food, but I can’t find donut seeds
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3:17 AM · Aug 28, 2022
   
Facebook
Heather Briggs
May 13, 2023 at 6:37 AM ·
I want to grow my own food but I can’t find donut seeds 🍩
 
X/Twitter
Jew in a Canoe ✡️
@WillieHandler
I want to grow my own food but I haven’t been able to find donut seeds.
4:46 AM · Aug 30, 2023
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X/Twitter
Jew in a Canoe ✡️
@WillieHandler
I want to grow my own food but I haven’t been able to find donut seeds.
7:26 AM · Aug 4, 2024