“Food doesn’t grow on shelves”
"FOOD DOESN'T GROW ON SHELVES #thankafarmer" is a food saying that has been printed on many shirts. One should "thank a farmer" because the farmer helped put the food on…
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“Move in silence, only speak when it’s time to say checkmate”
"Move in silence, only speak when it's time to say checkmate" (or "Move in silence until it's time to say checkmate") is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Move in silence until it’s time to say checkmate”
"Move in silence, only speak when it's time to say checkmate" (or "Move in silence until it's time to say checkmate") is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Sunday mornings are meant for coffee, kisses and warm hugs”
"Sunday mornings are meant for coffee, kisses and warm hugs" is a Sunday saying of unknown authorship. "Sunday mornings are meant for coffee kisses and warm hugs" was posted on…
“Coffee because it’s Monday”
"Coffee because it’s Monday" is a Monday saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is the traditional start of the work week. "Time for coffee. Because it's…
“If you think farmers are price gouging, try farming”
"If you think farmers are price gouging, try farming" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people have noticed that food prices are rising, and they often blame the…
“Well, That Didn’t Help Anyone: An Abbreviated History of Voting Democrat” (book title)
"Well, That Didn't Work: A Brief History of Voting" (a jocular title of a book) has been printed on many images. There have been Republican and Democrat versions with a joke book…
“Well, That Didn’t Shrink Government: An Abbreviated History of Voting Republican” (book title)
"Well, That Didn't Work: A Brief History of Voting" (a jocular title of a book) has been printed on many images. There have been Republican and Democrat versions with a joke book…
“Well, That Didn’t Work: A Brief History of Voting” (book title)
"Well, That Didn't Work: A Brief History of Voting" (a jocular title of a book) has been printed on many images. There have been Republican and Democrat versions with a joke book…
“Ladies, don’t let a man who drinks boba tea raise his voice at you. You talk to him woman to woman”
"-Don’t let a Guy who drinks cider abuse you, just talk to him Woman to Woman😕🤷🤧"was posted on Facebook by Lwaneluthando Baba LJ Mavovo on August 9, 2018. "Ladies,…
“LADIES: Don’t let NO MAN who drinks ‘Twisted Tea’ raise his voice at you. You talk to him… woman to woman”
"-Don’t let a Guy who drinks cider abuse you, just talk to him Woman to Woman😕🤷🤧"was posted on Facebook by Lwaneluthando Baba LJ Mavovo on August 9, 2018. "Ladies,…
“Ladies: Don’t let NO man who drinks WHITE CLAWS raise his voice at you. You talk to him woman to woman”
"-Don’t let a Guy who drinks cider abuse you, just talk to him Woman to Woman😕🤷🤧"was posted on Facebook by Lwaneluthando Baba LJ Mavovo on August 9, 2018. "Ladies,…
“Ladies, don’t let a man who drinks Smirnoff abuse you. Talk to him, woman to woman”
"-Don’t let a Guy who drinks cider abuse you, just talk to him Woman to Woman😕🤷🤧"was posted on Facebook by Lwaneluthando Baba LJ Mavovo on August 9, 2018. "Ladies,…
“You know what really floats my boat? Archimedes principle of relative buoyancy”
"Whatever floats your boat" is an idiom, meaning whatever makes someone happy. This does not involve the floating of boats, but there are jokes. "You know what really floats my boat?…
“Why is there no anarchy emoji?”
There are anarchist symbols, but there is no anarchy emoji. Some people have made their own anarchy emojis. "ugh these election phone calls every morning during meetings make me want to be an…
“What do you call someone who delivers Indian food?”/“A currier”
Does delivering curry make one a "currier" ("curry" + "courier")? "I'm going to open a bike-delivery Indian restaurant and call it Currier" was posted…
“What do you call someone delivering a lot of spices?”/“A currier.”
Does delivering curry make one a "currier" ("curry" + "courier")? "I'm going to open a bike-delivery Indian restaurant and call it Currier" was posted…
“The Indian food delivery guy is a currier”
Does delivering curry make one a "currier" ("curry" + "courier")? "I'm going to open a bike-delivery Indian restaurant and call it Currier" was posted…
“I once worked with someone who told customers ‘sorry, it’s my first day!’ any time they messed up, for 2 years straight”
"Sorry, it’s my first day on the job" is a popular employee work excuse. This was posted on X/Twitter by makayla on May 19, 2021, and received over 728,000 likes: "i once worked…
“What is cardboard’s favorite sport?”/“Boxing.”
The sport of boxing doesn't involve making boxes, but this joke became popular in 2019 and is of unknown authorship: Q: What is cardboard’s favorite sport? A: Boxing. Facebook Cub Scout…