“There is a time and place for wine –- in my hand and now”
"There is a time and place for wine –- in my hand and now" is a jocular wine saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on April 5, 2013, when this…
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“Some girls are made of sarcasm, wine, and everything fine”
"Not all girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. Some girls are made of sarcasm, wine, and everything fine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Not all…
“If I go missing, put my photo on a wine bottle so my friends will know to look for me”
Missing persons’ pictures have been on milk cartons since the disappearance of Etan Patz in Manhattan in 1979. "If I go missing, put my photo on a wine bottle so my friends will know to look…
“Is it still considered wine tasting if I’m on my third glass?”
"Is it still considered wine tasting if I'm on my third glass?" is a jocular wine saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on May 22, 2013.…
“Novinophobia: The fear of running out of wine”
"Novinophobia: The fear of running out of wine" is a jocular wine term that has been printed on many images. "novinophobia - fear of ..........." was posted on Twitter on…
“Time flies when you’re having fun”
"Tempus fugit" is a classical Latin saying meaning "time flies. Newspaper columnist Franklin Pierce Adams (1881-1960) wrote in 1916: "Well, well -- as the semi-sosh remarked…
“Wine flies when you’re having fun”
"Time flies when you're having fun" is an old saying. "Wine flies when you're having fun" is a popular variation that has been printed on many images. "Wine flies…
“Every box of raisins is a tragic tale of grapes that could have been wine”
"Every box of raisins is a tragic tale of grapes that could have been wine" is a jocular saying about raisins that has been printed on many images. "every box of raisins is a tragic…
“I saw a family of raisins in the bank today. They were opening a currant account!”
Many people have a "current account" at a bank; a "currant" account is a popular pun that was cited in a 2008 book. "I just got asked if I wanted to invest in a business…
“Raisins are just elderly grapes”
Raisins are dried grapes/ "Raisins are just elderly grapes" is a one-line saying about raisins that has been printed on an image. "Raisins are elderly grapes that no one bothered…
“When I said ‘nuke the Chinese,’ I meant put the takeout in the microwave”
Microwave cooking is called "nuking." A joke has been printed on many images: "When I said 'nuke the Chinese,' I meant put the takeout in the microwave." "Time to…
“Don’t forget to pick up wine for Mother’s Day. After all, you are one of the reasons she drinks”
"Don't forget to pick up a bottle of wine for your Mom for Mother's Day. Afterall, you are one of the reasons she drinks" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Men make counterfeit money; in many more cases, money makes counterfeit men”
"Men make counterfeit money; in many more cases, money makes counterfeit men" is a quotation that has been printed on many images. American journalist Sydney J. Harris (1917-1986) wrote…
“If you wait long enough to make dinner, everyone will just eat cereal. It’s science”
"If you wait long enough to make dinner, everyone will just eat cereal. It's science" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by…
“A mother is a person who, seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people…”
A popular Mother's Day saying is: "A mother is a person who sees there are only four pieces of pie for five people and says she doesn't care for pie." The saying was published…
“Why is ground beef so popular?”/“Because the flying cows are really hard to catch.”
The term "ground beef" does not mean that there is such a thing as "flying beef," but there are jokes. "Isn't all beef ground beef? I have never seen any flying…
“Good moms let you lick the beaters. Great moms turn them off first”
"Good moms let you lick the beaters. Great moms turn them off first" is a jocular saying about mothers and baking that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on…
“Motherhood: powered by love, fueled by coffee, sustained by wine”
"Motherhood: powered by love, fueled by coffee, sustained by wine" isa popular Mother's Day saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on February…
“When in doubt, pedal it out”
"When in doubt, pedal it out" is a one-line bicycle saying that has been printed on many images. "When in doubt, pedal it out!" was posted on Twitter on March 13, 2009, but the…
“Most bicyclists in New York City obey instinct far more than they obey the traffic laws”
The New Yorker magazine, in "Talk of the Town" on June 9, 1986, printed an anonymous passage titled "Anarchy Without Malice": "Most bicyclists in New York City obey…