“A piece of sandpaper walks into a bar… (bar joke)

“A guy walks into a bar…” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” A sandpaper version was posted on Twitter on November 24, 2012:
 
“Sandpaper walks into a bar the bartender says rough day?”
 
A different version was posted on Twitter on June 1, 2016:
 
“A piece of sandpaper walks into a bar. The bartender says ‘what will it be?’ The sandpaper goes ‘just something to take the edge off.’”
 
     
Twitter 
Kyle‏
@Demonparty
Sandpaper walks into a bar the bartender says rough day?
9:32 PM - 24 Nov 2012
 
Twitter
кон‏
@sweaverss
A piece of sandpaper walks into a bar. The bartender says “why so tired looking?” The sandpaper says “oh I’ve just been having a #roughday “
4:19 AM - 7 Aug 2013
 
Twitter
Taylor Goodwin‏
@TaylorGoodwin__
A piece of sandpaper walks into a bar. The bartender says “what will it be?” The sandpaper goes “just something to take the edge off”
5:28 AM - 21 Jun 2016 from Adelaide, South Australia
 
Twitter
Shit Jokes‏
@ShitJokes
A piece of sandpaper walks into a bar.
The bartender says “what will it be?”
The sandpaper goes “just something to take the edge off”
2:19 PM - 19 Feb 2017
 
Facebook
Marty Fields
March 10, 2017 ·
A piece of sandpaper walks into a bar.
The bartender says “What’ll it be?”
The sandpaper says “Just something to take the edge off”.
     
Twitter
Shit Jokes‏
@ShitJokes
A piece of sandpaper walks into a bar.
The bartender says “What will it be?”
The sandpaper goes “Just something to take the edge off”
1:55 PM - 30 Jun 2017