“Running is like coffee, I’m much nicer after I’ve had one”
"Running is like coffee, I'm much nicer after I've had one" is a one-line running saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on June 30, 2014.…
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“The driver is safer when the roads are dry. The roads are safer when the driver is dry”
"The driver is safer when the roads are dry; the roads are safer when the driver is dry" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The driver feels safer when the roads are…
“My neighbors listen to good music, whether they like it or not”
"My neighbors listen to good music, whether they like it or not" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "My neighbors listen to great music. Whether they…
“All music is folk music. I ain’t never heard a horse sing a song”
American blues singer Big Bill Broonzy (1903-1958) explained in a 1953 performance (and probably earlier): "Some people call these folk songs. All the songs I've heard in my life was folk…
“Why can’t someone look at me the same way I look at pizza?”
"Why can't someone look at me the same way I look at pizza?" is a jocular one-line pizza saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on December 5,…
“What’s the best place to buy Cheerios and donuts?”/“Hole Foods.”
A pun on the name Whole Foods is: Q: What's the best place to buy Cheerios and donuts? A: Hole Foods. This form of the joke was posted on Reddit -- Dad Jokes on April 24, 2017. "Shopping…
“Warning! The consumption of alcohol might cause you to think you can sing”
"Warning! The consumption of alcohol/wine might cause you to think you can sing" is a jocular one-line wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Warning...the consumption of…
“Life is basically all the stuff you have to do to get from coffee to wine time”
"Life is basically all the stuff you have to do to get from coffee to wine (time)" is a one-line wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Life is basically all the stuff…
“I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education”
"I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education" is a popular education epigram from American playwright Wilson Mizner (1876-1933). The quotation has been cited in print since…
“Knowledge is power, but enthusiasm pulls the switch”
"Knowledge is power" is an old saying. "Knowledge is power, but enthusiasm pulls the switch" is a saying of uncertain authorship. "'Knowledge is power, but enthusiasm…
“Warning! The consumption of wine might cause you to think you can sing”
"Warning! The consumption of alcohol/wine might cause you to think you can sing" is a jocular one-line wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Warning...the consumption of…
“I drink coffee because I need it, and wine because I deserve it”
"I drink coffee because I need it, and wine because I deserve it" is a one-line wine saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by Wine Woman on January…
“I tried cooking with wine. After 5 glasses, I forgot why I was in the kitchen”
"I tried cooking with wine for the first time last night, after 5 glasses I forgot why I was in the kitchen!" is a jocular wine saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was…
“Reality is just an illusion that occurs due to lack of wine”
"Reality is (just/only) an illusion that occurs due to (a) lack of wine" is a jocular one-line wine saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since…
“I don’t like whiny and cheesy people, but I do like wine and cheese people”
"I don’t like whiny and cheesy people, but I do like wine and cheese people" is a jocular one-line wine-and-cheese saying that has been printed on several images. The saying has been…
“A friend of wine is a friend of mine”
"A/Any friend of wine is a friend of mine" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Any friend of wine is a friend of mine!" was posted on Twitter on October 23,…
“The first thing on my bucket list is to fill the bucket with wine”
"The first thing on my bucket list is to fill the bucket with wine" is a jocular wine saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on April 10, 2014.…
“I’m a wine enthusiast. The more wine I drink, the more enthusiastic I become”
"I'm a wine enthusiast. The more wine I drink, the more enthusiastic I become" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on the blog Wine…
“Homemade with love. In other words, I licked the spoon and kept using it”
"Homemade with love. In other words, I licked the spoon and kept using it" is a jocular saying about homemade foods that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter…
“Uncork and unwind” (wine saying)
"Uncork and unwind" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Uncork" refers to the wine bottle; "unwind" refers to the wine drinker. "Uncork and…