“Be a Fruit Loop in a world of Cheerios”
"Be a Froot/Fruit Loop in a world of Cheerios" -- that is, to be colorful and to stand out -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. "To me at least she is a true fruit…
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“I serve three meals: frozen, microwave and takeout”
"I serve three meals: frozen, microwave and takeout" is a jocular kitchen line -- the three meals are usually breakfast, lunch and dinner -- that has been printed on many images. "My…
“Never trust someone who dislikes dessert”
"A simple life lesson to avoid getting hurt: never trust someone who dislikes dessert" is a dessert rhyme that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter on July…
“Beer, lime & sunshine”
"Beer, lime & sunshine" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "Rum, Ginger beer, lime and sunshine, why the heck not?" was posted on Twitter on May 6,…
“Monday should be optional”
"Monday(s) should be optional" is a jocular work saying that has been printed on many images. "Mondays should be optional" was posted on the newsgroup alt.religion.kibology on…
“I could be a morning person, if morning happened around noon”
"I could be a morning person, if morning happened around noon" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "I could be a morning person . . . If morning…
Bill Johnson’s Big Apple restaurants
Bill Johnson's Big Apple bar-b-que restaurant opened at 3757 East Van Buren in Phoenix, Arizona in December 1956. The "Big Apple" name supposedly came from 1937's Big Apple…
“We cheat the other guy and pass the savings on to you”
"We cheat the other guy and pass the savings on to you!" is a jocular business saying that has been printed on many images. The business motto was started in Anchorage, Alaska at a bar…
“How do you milk sheep?”/“With iPhone accessories.”
Apple's iPhone has had many versions, and there are many apps for it. A riddle is: Q: How do you milk sheep?A: With iPhone accessories. "What's the best way to milk a sheep? $30…
“Hey girl, are you a parking ticket?” (joke)
"Hey girl, are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you" is a jocular pickup line that has been printed on many images. "Are you a parking ticket? B/c…
“If I put the Constitution in my emails, would the government start reading it?
"Maybe if we email the Constitution to each other, the NSA would finally read it?" (or "If I put the Constitution in my emails, would the government start reading it?") is a…
“Maybe if we email the Constitution to each other, the NSA would finally read it?”
"Maybe if we email the Constitution to each other, the NSA would finally read it?" (or "If I put the Constitution in my emails, would the government start reading it?") is a…
“How much does a bottled soft drink cost?”/“About a dollar a pop, soda speak.”
"Soda speak" is a jocular version of "so to speak" and was entered into the Urban Dictionary on May 8, 2013. A riddle was posted on Reddit -- Dad Jokes on June 16, 2017: Q: How…
“Work while they sleep. Learn while they party. Save while they spend. Live like they dream”
"Work while they sleep. Learn while they party. Save while they spend. Live like they dream" are motivational lines that have been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in…
“Work while they sleep. Learn while they party. Save while they spend. Live like they dream”
"Work while they sleep. Learn while they party. Save while they spend. Live like they dream" are motivational lines that have been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in…
“Not sure if my house is creaking for its own personal house reason or I’m about to be murdered”
"Not sure if my house is creaking for its own personal house reason or I’m about to be murdered" is a jocular line that has been printed on an image. The scary "home alone"…
“Light beer? What’s next, non-addictive pain killers?”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Will & GraceWill & Grace is an American sitcom created by Max Mutchnick and David Kohan about the relationship between best friends Will Truman (Eric…
“You say potato, I say vodka”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Will & GraceWill & Grace is an American sitcom created by Max Mutchnick and David Kohan about the relationship between best friends Will Truman (Eric…
“Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to be sarcastic”
"Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic" is a jocular one-line saying about sarcasm that has been printed on many images. Wikipedia: Will & GraceWill &…
“Work while they sleep. Learn while they party. Save while they spend. Live like they dream”
"Work while they sleep. Learn while they party. Save while they spend. Live like they dream" are motivational lines that have been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in…