“Never stop learning because life never stops teaching”
"Never stop learning because life never stops teaching" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The most beautiful knowledge is that you never stop learning and life never…
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“Your day will go the way the corners of your mouth turn”
"Your day will go the way the corners of your mouth turn" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. "Your day goes the way the corners of your mouth turn"…
“Be with someone who brings out the best in you, not the stress in you”
"Be with someone who brings out the best in you, not the stress in you" (or "Be with those who bring out the best in you, not the stress in you") is a saying that has been…
“I stayed at a vegan hotel last night. It was the Radishon”
Radisson Hotels were not named after radishes, but there have been several puns. "Maybe they should open a hotel: the Waldorf Radishon... sorry" was posted on Twitter by Dan Wilson on…
“The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today”
"The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since at least 1903, when it…
“What do you call a game where Germans throw bread at each other?”/“Gluten tag.”
"Guten Tag!" is German for "Good day!" A food pun is "Gluten tag," a game of tag involving bread (gluten). "When German children play a game involving touching…
“Which hotel do vegetables stay in for vacation?”/“The Radishon.”
Radisson Hotels were not named after radishes, but there have been several puns. "Maybe they should open a hotel: the Waldorf Radishon... sorry" was posted on Twitter by Dan Wilson on…
“Which knight kept King Arthur’s food fresh at the Round Table?”/“Sir Anrapp.”
There are many fanciful names given to knights of King Arthur's Round Table. The name of "Sir Anrapp" (a pun on "Saran Wrap") was posted on the newsgroup alt.callahans on…
“Let’s get drunk, make mistakes and blame it on the alcohol”
"Let's get drunk, make mistakes and blame it on the alcohol" is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "'Let’s get drunk , make mistakes and blame it on…
“Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers”
"Absence makes the heart grow fonder" is an old proverb. "Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers" is a variation (printed on many images) that criticizes pedophile priests in…
“Porter, there’s a lamb in my hotel room!”/“Sir, that’s the mini baa.”
"Bar" sounds like "baa" when spoken by someone who drops the "r" sound. A joke was posted on Twitter by Ian Hall on January 13, 2015: "I asked a porter why there…
“Your health is an investment, not an expense”
"Your health is an investment, not an expense" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Remember, having a good health is an investment, not an expense!" was posted on…
“Count the memories, not the calories”
"Count the memories, not the calories" is a food saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means to enjoy life with good food, or perhaps just with food that one likes (such…
“The answer may not lie at the bottom of a bottle of wine, but you should at least check”
"The answer may not lie at the bottom of a bottle of wine, but you should at least check" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. The saying (with an image) was posted on…
“Nobody wants popcorn until they smell it”
Popcorn is a light snack food. It's sometimes said that people don't crave it until they smell it. "Nobody wants popcorn until they smell it" was posted on Twitter by DoubleG on…
“The answer may not lie at the bottom of a bottle, but I always like to check”
"The answer may not lie at the bottom of a bottle, but I always like to check" was posted on Twitter by FunnyJoker on November 14, 2009. The saying quickly went viral. "The answer…
“I don’t like stairlifts. They drive me up the wall”
Do stairlifts drive people up a wall (an expression meaning "crazy")? "I don't think I would ever purchase a stairlift. They would drive me up the wall" was posted on…
“She criticized my apartment, so I knocked her flat”
“I didn’t like her apartments, so I knocked her flat" is a joke that was printed in the El Paso (TX) Herald on July 17, 1920. "I didn't like her apartment so I knocked her…
“I’m putting my grades up for adoption because I can’t raise them myself”
"I'm putting my grades up for adoption because I can't raise them myself" is a jocular school saying that has been printed on many images. “@BekahCohen98: Putting my grades up…
“The wages of sin are death, but after taxes are taken out, it’s just kind of a tired feeling”
"For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord" is from the New Testament, Romans 6:23. American stand-up comedian Paula Poundstone gave a…