"Pie Rates of the Caribbean”—a pun on the Pirates of the Caribbean film series—has been printed on many images. A different version was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on January 14, 2019:…
"Create! Don't hate" (or "Don't hate. Create") is a saying that has been printed in many images. The saying means that instead of hating someone or something, create…
"Create! Don't hate" (or "Don't hate. Create") is a saying that has been printed in many images. The saying means that instead of hating someone or something, create…
"Yoga is spending an hour trying not to fart" is a jocular yoga saying that has been printed on many images. The joke has been told by several comedians. "Yoga is a Sanskrit word…
The word "fat" is oh so close to the word "flat." "My stomach is flat. The 'L' is (just) silent" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
The word "fat" is oh so close to the word "flat." "My stomach is flat. The 'L' is (just) silent" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
The song "International Love" (2011) by American rapper Pitbull contains the lyrics: "You put it down like New York City. I never sleep." "I never sleep" refers to the…
"Thirst trap" is a social media term for when someone posts a statement or a photograph (usually a sexually suggestive selfie) on Twitter or Instagram or elsewhere, creating sexual thirst…
"Thirst trap" is a social media term for when someone posts a statement or a photograph (usually a sexually suggestive selfie) on Twitter or Instagram or elsewhere, creating sexual thirst…
GAFI stands for "Grab Ankles For Israel." The term "GAFI" describes a politician (especially from the United States) who puts Israel above the electorate constituency.…
A "strip mall" doesn't have anything to do with "stripping," but there are jokes. "RT @TheUnsayable: I can't find any strippers in this strip mall. Gonna check…
Drinking on the job is no joke, but this was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on January 2, 2020: "Ten years ago, I swore I would give up drinking whilst I'm at work. I haven't touched a…
People often feel cold weather -- with their nipples. "According to my nipples, there's a 99% chance it's cold as fuck outside" and "According to my nipples, spring…
People often feel cold weather -- with their nipples. "According to my nipples, there's a 99% chance it's cold as fuck outside" and "According to my nipples, spring…
People often feel cold weather -- with their nipples. "According to my nipples, there's a 99% chance it's cold as fuck outside" and "According to my nipples, spring…
"Many fine/great things can be done in a day if you don’t always make that day tomorrow" is an anti-proscrastination saying that has been printed on many images. "Lots of things…
Canadians have a reputation for being polite. “Some day, Canada will rule the world. Then you’ll all be sorry” and “What is Canada’s favorite board game?"/"Sorry!” are a few…
Many people love dogs -- even more than they love other people. "I don't care who dies in a movie, as long as the dog lives" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
"Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life until you die" is a jocular food saying that has…
People often feel cold weather -- with their nipples. "According to my nipples, there's a 99% chance it's cold as fuck outside" and "According to my nipples, spring…