"There are friends, there is family, and then there are friends that become family" is a friendship saying that has been printed on many images. “@TheQuotesJungle: There are friends,…
"Decapitation" (cutting off someone's head) is sometimes written as the coffee joke portmanteau word "decafitation" (decaf coffee, to many a "decapitation" of…
"Together forever, never apart, maybe in distance (but) never in heart" (also "Always together, never apart, maybe in distance but never in heart" and "True friends are…
"Together forever, never apart, maybe in distance (but) never in heart" (also "Always together, never apart, maybe in distance but never in heart" and "True friends are…
"Decapitation" (cutting off someone's head) is sometimes written as the coffee joke portmanteau word "decafitation" (decaf coffee, to many a "decapitation" of…
"A real friend never gets in your way -- unless you happen to be on the way down" (or "A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down") is a friendship…
"A real friend never gets in your way -- unless you happen to be on the way down" (or "A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down") is a friendship…
"A friend is one who overlooks your broken fence and admires the flowers in your garden" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many javascript:void(0);images. The saying…
"Remember when teachers used to say, 'You won't have a calculator everywhere you go'? Well, we showed them" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Many…
"Fritos" (a brand of corn chips) shouldn't be confused with "free toes," but there are jokes. "Cannibals never turn down Fritos" was posted on Twitter by Junction…
A joke about surveillance mentions Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg, Amazon Alexa and/or Apple's Siri. "My son asked me why I speak so softly in the house. I said I was afraid the NSA was…
"With poor graphics and no plot, TurboTax is the worst video game I have ever played" is a jocular saying that has been printed on an ecard. TurboTax is an American tax preparation…
Many food products made of vegetables claim that they taste like meat. However, is there a meat product that claims it tastes like vegetables? "They should have meat that tastes like…
Some people keep a potato masher in a drawer, but this often makes the drawer get stuck. A joke was posted on Twitter by Simon Holland on August 15, 2017: "We keep a potato masher in a drawer…
Many people still have landlines just to call their cell phones when they lose them in the house. "I still have a landline, or as I like to call it, 'a cell phone finder'" is a…
People like to know who's calling them before answering a phone. "If you call me from a private number, I will respect your privacy and not answer" is a saying that has been printed…
What goes into that sloppy joe sandwich? "Yesterday's meatloaf is tomorrow's sloppy joe" was posted on Twitter by Autumn Woods on May 31, 2009. "Todays meatloaf,…
What are some other uses of breadcrumbs, besides food? "Breadcrumbs are toast confetti" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on January 7, 2020. "Bread crumbs are just toast…
"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of those who threaten it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is based on "Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness"…
"Lashes long (and) coffee strong" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "May your coffee be strong, your Monday be short, and your lashes be long!" was posted on…