The work week of Monday through Friday often seems to go by slowly, while the weekend of Saturday and Sunday seems to go by quickly. "Have a good/great weekend because Monday will be here in…
"That awkward moment when you're running and your boobs/breasts are bouncing/jumping...and you're a dude/guy" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "dat…
Some people compare cranberry juice to alcohol (especially wine). This was posted on Twitter by Jessica Rumo on March 19, 2019: "Cranberry juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol but it’s…
"That awkward moment when you're running and your boobs/breasts are bouncing/jumping...and you're a dude/guy" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "dat…
"That awkward moment when you're running and your boobs/breasts are bouncing/jumping...and you're a dude/guy" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "dat…
"Dishes! We meet again you dirty bastards" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Ok....dishes...we meet again....you dirty dishes....I'm half tempted to…
"Having a daughter/kid is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you're rich" is a saying about money that has been printed on many images. "Having a kid is like…
Many people don't measure the ingredients when they cook. "I don't measure a thing when I cook. I just sprinkle and add stuff until I hear the spirit of my ancestors whisper…
"Having a daughter/kid is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you're rich" is a saying about money that has been printed on many images. "Having a kid is like…
"I don't know what it is, but it's on sale!" is a shopping saying that has been printed on many images. "I don’t know what it is, but it’s on SALE - BUY IT" was…
"You know what sounds amazing for dinner? Anything I don't have to cook" is an anti-cooking saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on May 20,…
Some people would rather fake it than exercise. This was posted on Twitter by MomofTeen on April 19, 2018: "I have decided to stop exercising and just learn Photoshop."…
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Showtime at the ApolloShowtime at the Apollo (formerly It's Showtime at the Apollo and Apollo Live) (originally syndicated) is a music television show,…
Many people don't like winter, but they do enjoy Christmas. "I feel like after Christmas and new years there is no point of it being cold anymore. It should skip straight to spring"…
"That bit between Christmas and New Year where you don’t know what day it is, who you are or what you’re suppose(d) to be doing" is a jocular end-of-year saying that has been printed…
"That bit between Christmas and New Year where you don’t know what day it is, who you are or what you’re suppose(d) to be doing" is a jocular end-of-year saying that has been printed…
"That bit between Christmas and New Year where you don’t know what day it is, who you are or what you’re suppose(d) to be doing" is a jocular end-of-year saying that has been printed…
"Thot" (a woman who is sexually promiscuous) sounds like "thought." There are several math puns about "the thot that counts," a joke on the saying "it's the…
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: (I'd Like to Get You on a) Slow Boat to China"On A Slow Boat to China" is a popular song by Frank Loesser, published in 1948. The song is a…
"It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas" (1951) is a Christmas standard song by Meredith Wilson. If Pringles potato chips ("crisps" in the UK) get into your carpet, it…