“I tried to tell a bowling joke to a friend, but he said ‘spare me’”
Several bowling puns use the expression "spare me." "Want to hear a joke about bowling? Spare me" was posted on Facebook by Jim Abbas on February 28, 2012. "Please, spare…
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“Right tight, left loose” (screw/unscrew)
"Righty tighty, lefty loosey" is a popular meme for how to screw and unscrew (nuts, screws, jars, et al.). "Right tight, left loose" was printed in The Western Mail (Perth,…
“Left is loose, and right is tight” (screw/unscrew)
"Righty tighty, lefty loosey" is a popular meme for how to screw and unscrew (nuts, screws, jars, et al.). "Right tight, left loose" was printed in The Western Mail (Perth,…
“And don’t get me started on the people that put ketchup on scrambled eggs”
Many people think that it's an abomination that ketchup is used where it shouldn't. This was posted on Facebook by Robert Kochis on July 19, 2022, and received over 30,000 shares:…
“Today’s achievements, if any, will be brought to you by caffeine, sarcasm and sheer stubbornness”
"Today's achievements, if any, will be brought to you by caffeine, sarcasm and sheer stubbornness" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "FYI: Today's…
“FYI: Today’s achievements, if any, will be brought to you by caffeine, sarcasm and sheer stubbornness”
"Today's achievements, if any, will be brought to you by caffeine, sarcasm and sheer stubbornness" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "FYI: Today's…
“So my plan is sharing memes until someone falls in love with me”
"So my plan is sharing memes until someone falls in love with me" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Sharing memes is usually not a good way to find true love.…
“So your plan is sharing memes until someone falls in love with you”
"So my plan is sharing memes until someone falls in love with me" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Sharing memes is usually not a good way to find true love.…
“So your plan is posting memes until someone falls in love with you”
"So my plan is sharing memes until someone falls in love with me" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Sharing memes is usually not a good way to find true love.…
“Mornings were made for sleeping, wild sex and bacon”
"Mornings were made for sleeping, wild sex and bacon" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Mornings were made for sleeping , wild sex, and bacon.. But I'm not…
“No matter who you are, how you treat animals tells me everything I need to know about you”
"Never trust anyone/someone who isn't kind to animals" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Never trust a person that isn't kind to animals. Scientific…
“No matter how talented, intelligent or rich you are, how you treat animals tells me all I need to know about you”
"Never trust anyone/someone who isn't kind to animals" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Never trust a person that isn't kind to animals. Scientific…
“No matter how talented, rich or intelligent you are, how you treat animals tells me all I need to know about you”
"Never trust anyone/someone who isn't kind to animals" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Never trust a person that isn't kind to animals. Scientific…
“I can cook, so that cancels out like three of my flags”
"When a guy is a good cook, it cancels out like three red flags" is a relationship saying that has been printed on many images. Good food is highly valued. "When a guy is a good cook…
“When a guy is a good cook, it cancels out like three red flags”
"When a guy is a good cook, it cancels out like three red flags" is a relationship saying that has been printed on many images. Good food is highly valued. "When a guy is a good cook…
“When a girl is a good cook, it cancels out like 3 red flags”
"When a guy is a good cook, it cancels out like three red flags" is a relationship saying that has been printed on many images. Good food is highly valued. "When a guy is a good cook…
“When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like 3 red flags”
"When a guy is a good cook, it cancels out like three red flags" is a relationship saying that has been printed on many images. Good food is highly valued. "When a guy is a good cook…
“When a guy can cook, it automatically cancels out like three red flags”
"When a guy is a good cook, it cancels out like three red flags" is a relationship saying that has been printed on many images. Good food is highly valued. "When a guy is a good cook…
“When a man can cook, it automatically cancels out three red flags”
"When a guy is a good cook, it cancels out like three red flags" is a relationship saying that has been printed on many images. Good food is highly valued. "When a guy is a good cook…
“I can cook, so that should cancel out 3 red flags”
"When a guy is a good cook, it cancels out like three red flags" is a relationship saying that has been printed on many images. Good food is highly valued. "When a guy is a good cook…