“Me: Why am I so unlovable? Waiter: I meant questions about the menu.”

A waiter or waitress at a restaurant often asks if a diner has any questions—that is, questions about the menu. This joke was posted on X/Twitter by Nayele18 on January 15, 2025:
   
“Me: Why am I so unlovable?
Waiter: I meant questions about the menu.”
 
“Waitress: Do you have any questions about the menu? Diner: What kind of font is this?” is a related joke.
       
 
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Heather Thomas
June 4, 2021 at 9:58 AM ·
Me: Does Spider Man’s dick shoot webs?
Waiter: I meant any questions about the menu.
My date: 🤦‍♂️
   
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Frankie Zelnick
October 27, 2022 at 1:58 PM ·
Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon? Or asked the grinning bobcat why he grinned?
Waiter: I meant questions about the menu.
   
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Her: I meant questions about the menu
October 17, 2023 at 8:19 AM
 
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The Matthew Show© (He/Him)
@MightyKingCobra
Me: “So, the paradoxes fix their lives, right? Doc ends up with the woman of his dreams & Marty, after charged encounters with with his teen mom, returns to find *HIS* perfect girl *WHO NOW LOOKS LIKE HIS MOM!*
How Freudian is that?”
Waiter: “I meant questions about the menu.”
11:19 AM · Nov 16, 2023
 
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kim
@KimmyMonte
me: why you gotta refrigerate milk when it’s in a container but not when it’s in the cow?
waiter: i meant questions about the menu
7:03 PM · Aug 8, 2024
   
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Nayele18
@nayele18maybe
Me: Why am I so unlovable?
Waiter: I meant questions about the menu
7:37 AM · Jan 15, 2025
     
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Raj
@Raj_Arora88
Me: Why am I so unlovable?
Waiter: I meant questions about the menu!
9:50 AM · Jan 16, 2025
 
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Nayele18
@nayele18maybe
Me: Why am I so unlovable?
Waiter: I meant questions about the menu
1:53 PM · Nov 10, 2025
 
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Pongo Shannon
November 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM ·
Me: Why am I so unlovable?
Waiter: I meant questions about the menu