“I can cook, so that cancels out at least three of my flags”
"When a guy is a good cook, it cancels out like three red flags" is a relationship saying that has been printed on many images. Good food is highly valued. "When a guy is a good cook…
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“You can be in the middle of a mental break down. Them kids gone ask for a snack”
When kids want food, nothing else matters to them -- certainly not what their parents are going through. This was posted on Facebook by Toya Cooper on September 4, 2022, and it received over 21,000…
“Stealing all your fries is my love language”
“Sharing food is my love language” is a saying that especially applies to dates in restaurants. "Sharing French fries is my love language" was posted on X/Twitter by TRU$T on June 6,…
“I wish that children didn’t grow up so quickly, dogs lived longer, coffee was free, and more minds were open”
"I wish that children didn't grow up so quickly, (that) dogs lived longer, (that) coffee was free, and (that) more minds were open" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“I wish that children didn’t grow up so quickly, that dogs lived longer, that coffee was free and that more minds were open”
"I wish that children didn't grow up so quickly, (that) dogs lived longer, (that) coffee was free, and (that) more minds were open" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“My favorite outdoor summertime activity is traveling from my air conditioned car to my air conditioned house”
"My favorite outdoor summertime activity is traveling from my air conditioned car to my air conditioned house" was posted on Facebook by Sarcastic Mama on July 14, 2025, and this received…
“Dear summer heat, if you’re gonna melt something off, start with my fat and leave the ice cream alone!”
"Dear summer heat, if you’re gonna melt something off, start with my fat and leave the ice cream alone!" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Khaye Grace Gould on July 1, 2024.…
“Dear summer heat, if you’re gonna melt something off, start with my fat and leave the ice cream cone alone!”
"Dear summer heat, if you’re gonna melt something off, start with my fat and leave the ice cream alone!" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Khaye Grace Gould on July 1, 2024.…
“I once worked as a mannequin in Macy’s department store. I held that position for a long time”
An employee might say that he or she "held a position for a long time." This doesn't mean a physical position, but there are jokes. "My first job was posing like a mannequin in…
“My first job was posing like a mannequin in the window of a clothing store. I held that position for a long time”
An employee might say that he or she "held a position for a long time." This doesn't mean a physical position, but there are jokes. "My first job was posing like a mannequin in…
“I once worked as a mannequin in"a clothing store. I held that position for a long time”
An employee might say that he or she "held a position for a long time." This doesn't mean a physical position, but there are jokes. "My first job was posing like a mannequin in…
“All down escalators should just be replaced with slides”
Should all down escalators be converted to slides? "Escalators n stairs that lead down shld be replaced with slides" was posted on X/Twitter by Roshni P on April 14, 2010. "RT…
“So excited I got a raise today. It was in medication dosage, but a win is a win”
"So excited I got a raise today. It was in medication dosage, but a win is a win" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "So excited I got a raise today, it was in…
“The serving size of cheese should be ‘until you feel better’ and the nutritional information doesn’t matter because it’s medicinal”
Many people love cheese, and eat a lot of it. "The serving size of shredded cheese should be listed in handfuls" was posted on X/Twitter by Ꮍᴀᴇʟ on September 30, 2018. "The…
“I’m being blamed for the missing grated cheese, but they haven’t found one shred of evidence”
The expression "not one shred of evidence" means "nothing at all." It usually doesn't refer to shredded cheese, but there are jokes. "I’m being blamed for the…
“The serving size of shredded cheese should just be ‘until you feel better’ and the nutritional information doesn’t matter because it’s medicinal”
Many people love cheese, and eat a lot of it. "The serving size of shredded cheese should be listed in handfuls" was posted on X/Twitter by Ꮍᴀᴇʟ on September 30, 2018. "The…
“The serving size of shredded cheese should be listed in handfuls”
Many people love cheese, and eat a lot of it. "The serving size of shredded cheese should be listed in handfuls" was posted on X/Twitter by Ꮍᴀᴇʟ on September 30, 2018. "The…
“I’m now accepting invitations to drink and yap on your patio. Book me early”
"I'm now accepting invitations to get drunk on your patio. Book me early" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. There are several variations of the saying.…
“I’m now accepting invitations to get shit-faced on your patio. Book me early”
"I'm now accepting invitations to get drunk on your patio. Book me early" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. There are several variations of the saying.…
“Made with love and butter”
"Made with love and butter" (or "Made with love and a whole lot of butter") is a saying that some bakeries have, and that has been printed on many images. "You can tell at…