"You never know how out of shape you are until you try to get back in shape" is a popular saying that was posted on Twitter by MrBigKahuna on November 19, 2009. There are many variations…
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. Animal Crossing is a social simulation video game series. "why…
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. Animal Crossing is a social simulation video game series. "why…
A guacamole riddle was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on May 16, 2020: Q: What do you call a crocodile that loves guacamole?A: A guacodile! The portmanteau word "guacodile" (crocodile +…
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. Animal Crossing is a social simulation video game series. "why…
"What’s the difference between a rimshot and a rimjob? One goes ba dum tss and the other is da bum kiss" was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on July 18, 2019. "What's the difference…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic made nurses into heroes; at certain times, people clapped for them. However, many men recalled nurses from pornographic videos. "Now when ever I see a nurse…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic led to testing, social distancing and isolation. "Make sure you test positive for faith. Keep a safe distance from doubt. And isolate from unbelief" or…
The 2019–20 coronavirus (COVID-19) outbreak was eventually declared to be a worldwide pandemic. Here are some associated quotes, jokes, riddles, puns, pickup lines, memes, portmanteaus, acronyms,…
Prime rib does not involved prime numbers, but there are jokes. "Of course, then you'll realise that you should be bridling every *prime* rib. 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13" was posted on…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic cancelled many vacations. "I told my suitcases that there will be no vacation this year. Now I'm dealing with emotional baggage" was posted on…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic led to testing, social distancing and isolation. "Make sure you test positive for faith. Keep a safe distance from doubt. And isolate from unbelief" or…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many people to buy hand sanitizer. "If you’re having trouble keeping your hands away from your face and eyes just mix Tabasco in your hand…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic reminded many of the Pokémon characters "Koffing" (coughing) and "Weezing" (wheezing). "I would've thought Koffing or Weezing…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic led to testing, social distancing and isolation. "Make sure you test positive for faith. Keep a safe distance from doubt. And isolate from unbelief" or…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic reminded many of the Pokémon characters "Koffing" (coughing) and "Weezing" (wheezing). "I would've thought Koffing or Weezing…
Prime rib does not involved prime numbers, but there are jokes. "Of course, then you'll realise that you should be bridling every *prime* rib. 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13" was posted on…
An egg riddle was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on May 12, 2020: Q: What happens to an egg every time you look at it?A: It becomes egg sighted. "Egg sighted" sounds like…
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterStone Faith Patriot@iStonesReplying to @SugarJones@sugarjones You know, the driver's wife was saying the SAME thing! "Didn't u see the…
Many people never outgrow the joy of seeing a car go through the car wash. "No matter how old you are, it's always fun watching your car go through the car wash" was posted on…