“What’s a lawyer’s favorite cocktail?”/“Subpoena Colada!”
Piña colada (a cocktail) has nothing to do with subpoenas, but there are lawyer jokes. "Am I a lawyer? Lemme see ... I failed my bar exam (added too much rum to the subpoena colada), so the…
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“What do you say to an angry potato?”/“Anything, just butter him up.”
A potato riddle has been cited in print since at least 1985: Q: What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato?A: Anything, just butter him up. "what do you say to an angry potato?…
“Kissing ass is a class I didn’t pass”
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterD.Ham55@prettyboi_Devon“@ITS_A_MIRACLE: KISSING ASS IS A CLASS I DIDN'T PASS!”
“Coffee is Friday in a cup”
"Coffee is Friday in a cup" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee is liquid Friday in a cup" was posted on Twitter by Christian Steen on November 7,…
“If you trust the government, I don’t trust you”
"If you trust the government, I don't trust you" is an anti-government saying that has been printed on an image. The saying became popular during the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic.…
“The DMV be like you forgot to bring the Declaration of Independence”
The Department of Motor Vehicles (DMV) is known for long lines, and people are often frustrated when they finally get to the front of the line, only to be told that they have to come back with more…
Catskill Mountains: Sour Cream Alps (nickname)
Jewish entertainers, in the period of about 1920 to 1970, frequently performed at hotels in the Catskill Mountains in New York that were dubbed the "borscht belt" or "borscht…
“The DMV be like you forgot to bring the original copy of the Constitution”
The Department of Motor Vehicles (DMV) is known for long lines, and people are often frustrated when they finally get to the front of the line, only to be told that they have to come back with more…
“What is a lawyer’s favorite drink?”/“Subpoena colada.”
Piña colada (a cocktail) has nothing to do with subpoenas, but there are lawyer jokes. "Am I a lawyer? Lemme see ... I failed my bar exam (added too much rum to the subpoena colada), so the…
“I once knew a bailiff who moonlighted as a bartender. He served subpoena coladas”
Piña colada (a cocktail) has nothing to do with subpoenas, but there are lawyer jokes. "Am I a lawyer? Lemme see ... I failed my bar exam (added too much rum to the subpoena colada), so the…
“If you like subpoena coladas, and getting caught in Ukraine”
Piña colada (a cocktail) has nothing to do with subpoenas, but there are lawyer jokes. "Am I a lawyer? Lemme see ... I failed my bar exam (added too much rum to the subpoena colada), so the…
“My wife rotates playing her guitar, drum, or flute once a month. It’s part of her minstrel cycle”
"Menstrual cycle" shouldn't be confused with "minstrel cycle," but there are jokes. This was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on August 9, 2020: "My wife rotates playing her…
“What do you call the man who shreds your cheese at a restaurant?”/“A grate guy.”
Is the waiter who comes to your table with a shredder and adds parmesan cheese to your dish a grate (great) guy? "I have a lot of time for the man that comes around just to prepare my cheese.…
“Dr. Watson, there are a lot of break ins lately.”/“Sure. Lock homes.”
Sherlock Holmes (a fictional detective) sounds like "sure, lock homes." There was a Felix the Cat cartoon titled Sure-Locked Homes (1928). There was a "Sure-Lock-Homes"…
“A large aperitif: contents of an Italian horse’s mouth”
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." There are several jokes about a "large aperitif" (large pair of teeth), usually…
“Of course all scientists agree, when you censor the ones who don’t”
"Of course all scientists agree, when you censor the ones who don't" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Of Course all scientists agree when you censor the…
“A horse goes into a bar and says, ‘Can I have a large aperitif?’” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." There are several jokes about a "large aperitif" (large pair of teeth), usually…
“1st rule of family gatherings, always bring your own vehicle so you can leave when you want”
"1st rule of family gatherings always bring your own vehicle so you can leave when you want" was posted on Twitter by CARI on January 12, 2019. The tweet received over 110,000 likes, and…
“First rule of family gatherings, always bring your own vehicle so you can leave when you want”
"1st rule of family gatherings always bring your own vehicle so you can leave when you want" was posted on Twitter by CARI on January 12, 2019. The tweet received over 110,000 likes, and…
“Never let your findings conflict with your funding”
"Never let your findings conflict/interfere with your funding" is a science saying of uncertain authorship. "As they say in the "science" world: 'Never let your…