“I don’t need to go to Area 51. I’ve been to Walmart”
Walmart (an American multinational retail corporation) has been compared to Area 51 (a highly classified United States Air Force facility, often associated with UFOs). "I think area 51 is…
Walmart (an American multinational retail corporation) has been compared to Area 51 (a highly classified United States Air Force facility, often associated with UFOs). "I think area 51 is…
Do cemeteries and funeral homes have "cost of living" increases? "How can cementeries and funeral homes blame their rising prices on 'the high cost of living' ?" was…
What is a "lifetime warranty"? People often think it's for the lifetime of the buyer, but this is usually not correct. The "lifetime" can often mean the the lifetime of the…
"Coffee makes me a better person" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Iced coffee makes me a better person" is also a saying. "Iced coffee makes me a better…
"Keep Calm and Carry On" is a famous British World War II poster. "Don't keep calm. Destroy this corrupt/corrupted government" is a variation of the saying that has been…
What is a "lifetime warranty"? People often think it's for the lifetime of the buyer, but this is usually not correct. The "lifetime" can often mean the the lifetime of the…
"I hope your favorite football team wins, so it can benefit your life in no way whatsoever" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The saying means that sports -- while…
"I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I don't need anger management I need people…
A "continental breakfast" is a light breakfast (such as juice, cereal and pastries) that's often served in a hotel. There is no such thing as an "incontinental breakfast"…
"Keep Calm and Carry On" is a famous British World War II poster. "Don't keep calm. Destroy this corrupt/corrupted government" is a variation of the saying that has been…
"Coffee makes me a better person" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I think coffee makes me a better person" was posted on Twitter by Cindy Phung on April 19,…
"80% of success is drinking enough coffee" is a coffee saying that was posted on Instagram by thecoffeecousins on December 29, 2016. InstagramthecoffeecousinsDECEMBER 29, 2016(The…
"Can a monitored soul be free?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Photo: fariedesign: Can a monitored soul be free? Fariedesign | Society6 | Facebook ?…
Many people believe that fascism is evil and that it must be overthrown, not reformed. "You can't reform fascism or strong-arm religious fascists" was posted on Twitter by Lulu on…
When someone has a "beef" with someone else, it means a "grudge" or a "complaint." The word "beef" does not mean "meat," but the confusion leads to…
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A skeleton version is: Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To…
"In a world of propaganda, the truth is always a conspiracy" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "In a world of propaganda, the truth is always a conspiracy.…
"Chop suey" has nothing to do with lawsuits, but there are jokes. This lawyer riddle was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on November 18, 2015: Q: What do you call a lawyer that knows…
Many people find rice cakes to be tasteless. "I have a rice cake joke, ......but it's tasteless" was posted on Twitter by Double Canister on July 25, 2020. "I had a joke about a…
"A socialist is someone who wants everything you have, except your job" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Definition of a Socialist: Someone who wants everything you…