“Afternoon: when the sun kisses the day with golden light”
It's sometimes said that the afternoon is like a "hug" or a "kiss" from the sun. Many people, especially those who sleep late, get their sun in the afternoon.…
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“I didn’t gain an hour of sleep. I’m just up at 5:30 AM instead of 6:30 AM”
When people turn the clocks back one hour in the fall, it's often said that they get an extra hour of sleep. But they usually go to sleep on Saturday night and wake up on Sunday morning -- and…
“I didn’t gain an hour of sleep. I’m just up at 4:00 AM instead of 5:00 AM”
When people turn the clocks back one hour in the fall, it's often said that they get an extra hour of sleep. But they usually go to sleep on Saturday night and wake up on Sunday morning -- and…
“I didn’t gain an hour of sleep. I’m just up at 5:00 AM instead of 6:00 AM”
When people turn the clocks back one hour in the fall, it's often said that they get an extra hour of sleep. But they usually go to sleep on Saturday night and wake up on Sunday morning -- and…
“I didn’t gain an hour of sleep. I’m just up at 6:00 AM instead of 7:00 AM”
When people turn the clocks back one hour in the fall, it's often said that they get an extra hour of sleep. But they usually go to sleep on Saturday night and wake up on Sunday morning -- and…
“Last Halloween I got so sick of the trick-or-treaters I decided to turn off all the lights and pretend I wasn’t in…”
Some people get tired of trick-or-treaters, and turn their house lights off. There's a joke about this, with a twist. "I'm sick of the trick or treaters, so I'm turning the…
“How many bags of Halloween candy is a serving size?”
What is a normal "serving size" of Halloween candy? Some people can eat a lot of it. This joke was posted on X/Twitter by Swishergirl on October 5, 2018: "How many bags of Halloween…
“I do my intermittent fasting between handfuls of potato chips”
Many people do "intermittent fasting," where they don't eat for a certain period of time. There are "intermittent fasting" jokes about very short time periods. "I do…
“I do my intermittent fasting between handfuls of Halloween candy”
Many people do "intermittent fasting," where they don't eat for a certain period of time. There are "intermittent fasting" jokes about very short time periods. "I do…
“I do my intermittent fasting between meals”
Many people do "intermittent fasting," where they don't eat for a certain period of time. There are "intermittent fasting" jokes about very short time periods. "I do…
“I do my intermittent fasting between breakfast, lunch and dinner”
Many people do "intermittent fasting," where they don't eat for a certain period of time. There are "intermittent fasting" jokes about very short time periods. "I do…
“I do my intermittent fasting between snacks”
Many people do "intermittent fasting," where they don't eat for a certain period of time. There are "intermittent fasting" jokes about very short time periods. "I do…
“I do my intermittent fasting between bites”
Many people do "intermittent fasting," where they don't eat for a certain period of time. There are "intermittent fasting" jokes about very short time periods. "I do…
“Decaf is coffee minus its heart & soul”
Many people believe that decaf coffee is coffee in name only. "Decaf is coffee minus it's heart & soul" was posted on X/Twitter by Julz&©️offee on October 29, 2019.…
“Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl”
Is anything you eat out of a salad bowl healthy? Maybe not! "Oreos can be a salad if you eat them out of a salad bowl" was posted on Facebook by Dan Regan on September 3, 2017.…
“Christmas cookies aren’t bad for you if you eat them out of a salad bowl”
Is anything you eat out of a salad bowl healthy? Maybe not! "Oreos can be a salad if you eat them out of a salad bowl" was posted on Facebook by Dan Regan on September 3, 2017.…
“At home, it’s weird for two people to eat two different things for dinner but at a restaurant, it’s weird to order the same thing”
At home, two people usually have the same entrees because it's easier to cook two of the same thing. However, at a restaurant, two people usually order different entrees, possibly to share the…
“The surface of the earth is approx 70% water. None of it is carbonated, thus proving the earth is flat”
There is carbonated water and there is non-carbonated water, sometimes called "flat" water. This plays into a flat earth joke. "If the earth is 71% water and it's not…
“Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen”
"Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen" (or "90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying works!") is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
“90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying works!”
"Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen" (or "90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying works!") is a jocular saying that has been printed on…