“8 vowels, 11 consonants, an exclamation mark and a comma appeared in court today. They are due to be sentenced next week”
A “sentence” in English composition is not the same as a court “sentencing,” but there are jokes.
“8 vowels, 11 consonants, an exclamation mark and a comma appeared in court today. They are due to be sentenced next week. #GrammarHumor” was posted on X/Twitter by julie ❄️☃️ on June 12, 2013.
“37 consonants, 25 vowels, a question mark, and a comma went to court. They will be sentenced next Friday” was posted on Facebook by Steve Tank on May 3, 2017.
“A comma, a period and an exclamation mark were called into court.. They were being sentenced” was posted on Reddit—Cleanjokes on January 9, 2026.
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Ted Talevski
@TedTalevski
Eleven consonants, eight vowels, a period, and a comma appeared in court this morning. They are scheduled to be sentenced next week.
8:20 PM · Jun 12, 2013
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julie ❄️☃️
@Jules_Atkinson
8 vowels, 11 consonants, an exclamation mark and a comma appeared in court today. They are due to be sentenced next week. #GrammarHumor
8:23 PM · Jun 12, 2013
X/Twitter
Sarah Turner
@TurnerInk
8 vowels, 11 consonants, an exclamation mark and a comma appeared in court today. They’re due to be sentenced next week. Ba doom doom
9:17 AM · Jun 13, 2013
Facebook
Mary Manga Whelan
June 24, 2013 at 12:16 AM ·
eight (😎 vowels, eleven (11) consonants, an exclamation mark and a comma appeared in court today. They are due to be sentenced next week. I must really be tired lol gn fb family and friends
Facebook
Steve Tank
May 3, 2017 at 12:47 AM ·
37 consonants, 25 vowels, a question mark, and a comma went to court. They will be sentenced next Friday.
X/Twitter
macca prime.
@maccaprime
37 consonants, 25 vowels, a question mark, and a comma went to court. They will be sentenced next Friday
5:39 PM · May 19, 2017
X/Twitter
Life Of Vegas 👑
@LifeOfVegas7
8 vowels, 11 consonants, an exclamation mark and a comma appeared in court today.
They are due to be SENTENCED next week!!!
4:21 AM · Jul 20, 2019
Facebook
A Way with Words
Kris Kesavan ·
February 11, 2021 at 11:16 AM ·
3537 consonants, 25 vowels, a question mark, and a comma went to court.
They will be sentenced next Friday!
X/Twitter
RC deWinter
@RCdeWinter
37 consonants, 25 vowels, a comma and a question mark went to court. They’ll be sentenced next Friday.
12:56 AM · Aug 4, 2021
Reddit—Dadjokes
EndersGame_Reviewer—April 5, 2023
37 consonants, 25 vowels, a question mark, and a comma went to court.
They will be sentenced next Friday.
Facebook
Chelsie Agno
June 15, 2023 at 5:45 PM ·
8 vowels, five consonants, a comma and an exclamation mark appeared in court because they were all due to be sentenced soon.
Facebook
Lanette and Kurt
April 7, 2024 at 12:00 PM ·
Eight vowels, 11 consonants, an exclamation point, and a comma appeared in court today. They are due to be sentenced next week.
Bluesky
Son of Eric
@spiritof44.bsky.social
Quiet news day today, so here is a punny joke as opposed to a funny joke.
Four vowels, six consonants, two commas, and an exclamation mark will appear in court today.
They’re due to be sentenced next week.
7:37 AM · Nov 26, 2024
Bluesky
Bernard
@bjcormier.bsky.social
37 consonants, 25 vowels, a question mark, and a comma
went to court. They will be sentenced next Friday.
#PUNishMint
6:45 AM · Jan 8, 2025
Facebook
Jim Hairston
August 10, 2025 at 12:13 PM ·
5 vowels, 8 consonants, a comma, and an exclamation mark appeared in court today. They’re due to be sentenced next month.
Reddit—Cleanjokes
star_blazar—January 9, 2026
A comma, a period and an exclamation mark were called into court..
They were being sentenced.
At least one of them was surprised.
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LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More
@MediocreJoker85
A comma, a period and an exclamation mark were called into court.
They were being sentenced.
12:13 PM · Jan 25, 2026
X/Twitter
mikeshumor
@michaelmay
A comma, a period and an exclamation mark were called into court.
They were being sentenced.
10:15 AM · Jan 28, 2026
LaffGaff
Called Into Court
by LaffGaff
A comma, a period and an exclamation mark were called into court.
They were being sentenced.