“A crock-pot is just an electric cauldron”
"Crockpots are just electric cauldrons" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying suggests that a crockpot can cook up some magic. "Crockpots are just…
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“Slow cookers are just electric cauldrons”
"Crockpots are just electric cauldrons" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying suggests that a crockpot can cook up some magic. "Crockpots are just…
“Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees, and then kindness”
"Today's goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees, and then kindness" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker needs a coffee to calm nerves…
“Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees, and then kindness. Or maybe just coffee”
"Today's goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees, and then kindness" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker needs a coffee to calm nerves…
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Entry in progress -- BP
“Don’t forget to adjust all the clocks you never look at because you have a phone”
People have to "spring forwarf and fall back" their clocks two times every year. However. most people get the time from their cell phones, and that's automatically adjusted.…
“Don’t forget to reset those clocks you never look at because you have a phone”
People have to "spring forwarf and fall back" their clocks two times every year. However. most people get the time from their cell phones, and that's automatically adjusted.…
“Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance”
Social media has many insane people on it, and it can be entertaining to watch -- from a safe distance. "Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe…
“X is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance”
Social media has many insane people on it, and it can be entertaining to watch -- from a safe distance. "Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe…
“Facebook is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance”
Social media has many insane people on it, and it can be entertaining to watch -- from a safe distance. "Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe…
“Social media is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance”
Social media has many insane people on it, and it can be entertaining to watch -- from a safe distance. "Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe…
“Mastodon is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance”
Social media has many insane people on it, and it can be entertaining to watch -- from a safe distance. "Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe…
“I knocked a guy over with a bottle of sparkling wine. It required some Brut force”
"Brut" (very dry, said of wine) shouldn't be confused with "brute," but there are jokes. "Brut force" is a pun on "brute force." "I knocked a guy…
“Someone knocked me over with a bottle of sparkling wine. They were using Brut force”
"Brut" (very dry, said of wine) shouldn't be confused with "brute," but there are jokes. "Brut force" is a pun on "brute force." "I knocked a guy…
“I didn’t gain an hour of sleep. I’m just up at 7:00 AM instead of 8:00 AM”
When people turn the clocks back one hour in the fall, it's often said that they get an extra hour of sleep. But they usually go to sleep on Saturday night and wake up on Sunday morning -- and…
“Panera Bread makes fast food for people who think they are too good to eat fast food”
Panera Bread is a fast casual restaurant. That is, it's fast food, but meant for casual, often in-store dining. It's also more expensive than some fast food restaurants. This was posted…
“Mountain Dew is the cigarettes of soda and I don’t know how to elaborate on that”
Some sodas (mostly Mountain Dew) have been compared to cigarettes. That is, the sodas feel like they contain addicting chemicals. "root beer is the menthol cigarettes of soda" was posted…
“Afternoons are like hugs from the sun—gentle and warm”
It's sometimes said that the afternoon is like a "hug" or a "kiss" from the sun. Many people, especially those who sleep late, get their sun in the afternoon.…
“Mountain Dew is the cigarette of soda”
Some sodas (mostly Mountain Dew) have been compared to cigarettes. That is, the sodas feel like they contain addicting chemicals. "root beer is the menthol cigarettes of soda" was posted…
“Afternoons are like a warm hug from the sun”
It's sometimes said that the afternoon is like a "hug" or a "kiss" from the sun. Many people, especially those who sleep late, get their sun in the afternoon.…