“What did the Romaine Catholic say?”/“Lettuce pray.”
"Romaine Catholic" (romaine = Roman Catholic) and "lettuce pray" ("let us pray") are connected puns. "Lettuce Pray (...) Is that the Romaine Catholic…
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“What kind of vegetable never bowls a strike?”/“Asparagus.”
There is no "spare" in asparagus, but there's a riddle: Q: What kind of vegetable never bowls a strike?A: Asparagus. The joke was posted on Twitter by Steve Marowski on January 19,…
“Wheat Thins imply the existence of Wheat Thicks”
Wheat Thins is a brand of baked whole grain snack food crackers. "Wheat Thicks" doesn't exist, but there are jokes. "Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks" was posted on…
“Wheat Thins implies the existence of Wheat Thicks”
Wheat Thins is a brand of baked whole grain snack food crackers. "Wheat Thicks" doesn't exist, but there are jokes. "Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks" was posted on…
“What does a vegetable wear to the beach?”/“A zu-kini.”
A "zucchini" is not the same as a "bikini," but there's a riddle: Q: What does a vegetable wear to the beach?A: A zucchini. The riddle (also shown with an illustration) was…
“Yo mama is so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks”
Wheat Thins is a brand of baked whole grain snack food crackers. "Wheat Thicks" doesn't exist, but there are jokes. "Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks" was posted on…
“How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?” (joke)
The lightbulb joke has an Irish version, and it involves drinking alcohol. "How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A hundred. One to hold the bulb and 99 to drink until the…
“Olive oil is a fruit juice”
"Olive oil is a fruit juice" is a technically correct statement. However, olive oil isn't consumed as a fruit juice like, for example, apple juice or orange juice. "An olive is…
“Got home from work today to find my kids have been on eBay all day…” (joke)
"I came home yesterday and the mrs had been on eBay all day... If she doesn’t sell tonight I’ll lower the price..." was posted on Twitter by Shaun on November 13, 2021. "Got home…
“Simple syrup implies the existence of complex syrup”
"Simple syrup" is one part sugar and one part water. This is frequently added to alcoholic drinks. "If there is simple syrup, shouldn’t there also be complex syrup?" was…
“How do I take my coffee? Seriously. Very seriously”
"How do I take my coffee? Seriously. Very seriously" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The question intended an answer such as "with cream" or "with…
“If you are not willing to challenge your own beliefs, then you are your own most effective prison”
"If you are not willing to challenge your own beliefs, then you are your own most effective prison warden" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "'If your are not…
“What’s a survivalist’s favorite soda?”/“Dr Prepper.”
Dr Prepper (Dr Pepper + prepper) is a fictional soft drink name that has been printed on many images. "I'm a Prepper - Dr Prepper: I'm a Prepper - Dr Prepper. A funny soft drink…
“I don’t usually talk about my expensive trips, but I just got back from the grocery store”
There is a joke about inflation of grocery prices and gas prices. "I don't usually talk about my expensive trips, but I just got back from the grocery store..........." was posted on…
“What’s the opposite of Himalayan salt?”/“Herastandin pepper.”
"Himalayan" sounds like "him-a-laying." A riddle about Himalayan salt is: Q: What’s the opposite of Himalayan salt?A: Herastandin pepper. "Herastandin" sounds like…
“The only soda that will survive the apocalypse is Dr. Prepper”
Dr Prepper (Dr Pepper + prepper) is a fictional soft drink name that has been printed on many images. "I'm a Prepper - Dr Prepper: I'm a Prepper - Dr Prepper. A funny soft drink…
“What is the favorite soda of people preparing for the apocalypse?”/“Dr. Prepper.”
Dr Prepper (Dr Pepper + prepper) is a fictional soft drink name that has been printed on many images. "I'm a Prepper - Dr Prepper: I'm a Prepper - Dr Prepper. A funny soft drink…
“What is the difference between a dollar and a ruble?”/“A dollar.”
A joke about the worthlessness of the Russian rouble/ruble currency became popular in 1993 and 1998. "Q: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A ROUBLE AND A DOLLAR? A: A DOLLAR!" was posted…
Pfuckoff (Pfizer + fuck off)
Pfizer Inc. is a New York City-based multinational pharmaceutical and biotechnology corporation. Many people did not like Pfizer's role in the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic and used the term…
“What’s the difference between a rouble and a dollar?”/“A dollar.”
A joke about the worthlessness of the Russian rouble/ruble currency became popular in 1993 and 1998. "Q: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A ROUBLE AND A DOLLAR? A: A DOLLAR!" was posted…