“Just heard a British person call Oreos “chocolate sandwich biscuits’”
Oreos are a trademarked brand of sandwich cookies that were invented in the United States. British call cookies "biscuits." "Just heard a British person call Oreos 'chocolate…
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“Why did the illusionist cross the road?”/“He didn’t.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. An illusionist version is: Q: Why did the illusionist cross the…
“New dieting tip! Just fill up your car’s fuel tank and you won’t be able to afford groceries”
"New dieting tip! just fill up your car's fuel tank and you won't be able to afford groceries! good luck!!!! was posted on Twitter by KD on March 27, 2013. In March 2022, gas prices…
“What do you call a coffee with an old friend?”/“A catchupino.”
Cappuccino is a popular coffee drink. "Catchupino" or "catchupcino" (catch up + cappuccino) is a jocular term based on a similar sound. "Yup, over a cup of…
“Happy International Women’s Day to Alexa and Siri. The only women who listen to men”
"Happy Women's Day to Alexa and Siri, the only women who listen to men!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Alexa and Siri are virtual assistants with female…
“Happy Women’s Day to Alexa, Siri and Bixby. The only women to listen to men”
"Happy Women's Day to Alexa and Siri, the only women who listen to men!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Alexa and Siri are virtual assistants with female…
“Happy Women’s Day to Alexa and Siri, the only women who listen to men!”
"Happy Women's Day to Alexa and Siri, the only women who listen to men!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Alexa and Siri are virtual assistants with female…
Tokambrian (token + Cambrian); Tokambrian Explosion
"Tokambrian" (token + Cambrian) is a term that was coined by TwitterSal the Agorist@SallyMayweatherThe most obvious black swan rn is the tokenization of everything; a real Tokambrian…
“Hashbrowns are just breakfast french fries”
Hash browns (hashbrowns) have been called "breakfast french fries." Many people frown on having french fries for breakfast, but find having hash browns for breakfast to be socially…
“Hash browns are just breakfast french fries”
Hash browns (hashbrowns) have been called "breakfast french fries." Many people frown on having french fries for breakfast, but find having hash browns for breakfast to be socially…
“Hash browns are just a socially acceptable way to eat french fries for breakfast”
Hash browns (hashbrowns) have been called "breakfast french fries." Many people frown on having french fries for breakfast, but find having hash browns for breakfast to be socially…
“Hash browns are just socially acceptable breakfast french fries”
Hash browns (hashbrowns) have been called "breakfast french fries." Many people frown on having french fries for breakfast, but find having hash browns for breakfast to be socially…
“We give our heads and our hearts to our country. One country, one language, one flag!”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: Pledge of AllegianceBalch pledgeAn early pledge was created in 1887 by Captain George T. Balch, a veteran of the Civil War, who later became auditor of the New…
“Praising the government for reopening the country is like thanking your abuser when they stop”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in many lockdowns and reopenings. Many people believed that the lockdowns were unnecessary. "Praising the government for reopening your state is…
“Praising the government for reopening the province is like thanking your abuser when they stop”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in many lockdowns and reopenings. Many people believed that the lockdowns were unnecessary. "Praising the government for reopening your state is…
“Praising the government for reopening your state is like thanking your abuser when they stop”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in many lockdowns and reopenings. Many people believed that the lockdowns were unnecessary. "Praising the government for reopening your state is…
“My wife asked me to take her to one of those places where they make the food in front of you…”
At a restaurant such as Benihana, they make the food in front of diners. They also make the food in front of customers at Subway, a fast food chain restaurant. "#wifeher if her idea of a…
Catchupino or Catchupcino (catch up + cappuccino)
Cappuccino is a popular coffee drink. "Catchupino" or "catchupcino" (catch up + cappuccino) is a jocular term based on a similar sound. "Yup, over a cup of…
“Brussels sprouts are just cabbage nuggets”
Brussels sprouts have been described as cabbage nuggets. "Brussels sprout cabbage nugget nasty ass shit" was posted on Twitter by noah.on August 16, 2014. "Brussels sprouts - cabbage…
“Pretty excited. Our loan was approved. We’re closing on a full tank of gas this weekend”
Gas prices can be expensive, and a joke compares it to getting a bank mortgage for a house. "Pretty excited. Our loan was approved. We’re closing on a full tank of gas this weekend" was…