“Facebook: Everyone you know is dying or having babies. Instagram: Everyone you know is getting married or running marathons…”

Each outlet of social media has a specific demographic. This joke was posted on X/Twitter by Allie on February 11, 2026, and it received over 21,000 likes:
   
“Facebook: Everyone you know is dying or having babies
Instagram: Everyone you know is getting married or running marathons
X: Everyone you know is slowly going insane.”
   
“LinkedIn: Everyone you know just completed a certificate you’ve never heard of. Reddit: Everyone you know is an expert in everything (and also deeply wrong about most things)” was posted on X/Twitter by AmdosMe on February 12, 2026.
 
 
X/Twitter
Allie
@allie__voss
Facebook: Everyone you know is dying or having babies
Instagram: Everyone you know is getting married or running marathons
X: Everyone you know is slowly going insane
3:34 PM · Feb 11, 2026
 
X/Twitter
Engr Shahid Sahu
@EngrShahid_
Facebook: Everyone you know is dying or having babies
Instagram: Everyone you know is getting married or running marathons
X: Everyone you know is slowly going insane
10:35 PM · Feb 11, 2026 from Riyadh, Kingdom of Saudi Arabia·
 
X/Twitter
Amit Paranjape
@aparanjape
Sounds about right? ...Except for the ‘slowly’ part? 🤣
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Allie
@allie__voss
Feb 11
Facebook: Everyone you know is dying or having babies
Instagram: Everyone you know is getting married or running marathons
X: Everyone you know is slowly going insane
11:26 PM · Feb 11, 2026
   
X/Twitter
S
@anon_mama
Facebook: Everyone you know is posting stories.
Inst: Everyone you know is posting stories. Posts are dead.
X: Everyone is wondering What exactly Big is happening? 😉
LinkedIn: Posting “Lessons I learnt from being stuck in a traffic jam.”
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Allie
@allie__voss
Feb 11
Facebook: Everyone you know is dying or having babies
Instagram: Everyone you know is getting married or running marathons
X: Everyone you know is slowly going insane
1:48 AM · Feb 12, 2026
 
X/Twitter
AmdosMe
@Amdosme
Facebook: Everyone you know is dying or having babies
Instagram: Everyone you know is getting married or running marathons
X: Everyone you know is slowly going insane
LinkedIn: Everyone you know just completed a certificate you’ve never heard of
Reddit: Everyone you know is an expert in everything (and also deeply wrong about most things)
Tiktok ???
10:00 AM · Feb 12, 2026
 
Facebook
Wahala Pro Max
February 12, 2026 at 4:00 PM ·
Facebook: Everyone you know is dying or having babies
Instagram: Everyone you know is getting married or running marathons
X: Everyone you know is slowly going insane
LinkedIn: Everyone you know just completed a certificate you’ve never heard of
 
X/Twitter
GbReigns
@GbReigns
Facebook: Everyone you know is dying or having babies
Instagram: Everyone you know is getting married or running marathons
X: Everyone you know is slowly going insane
LinkedIn: Everyone you know just completed a course you haven’t heard off or got an award you didnt know existed
10:53 AM · Feb 15, 2026