“Every day can be Halloween if you’re a slutty nurse”
Some people wish that every day could be Halloween. "Every day can be Halloween if you have enough skeletons in your closet" was posted on X/Twitter by Scanda~Liz on October 27, 2014.…
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“I’m getting real tired of wearing pants and having responsibilities”
"I'm getting real tired of wearing pants and having responsibilities" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker likes to relax at home. "gettin’…
“Gettin’ real tired of wearing pants and having responsibilities”
"I'm getting real tired of wearing pants and having responsibilities" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker likes to relax at home. "gettin’…
“[buying a dog] Hi yes I want to be absolutely devastated in like 11 years or so”
Dogs have short lives, and their passing can be heartbreaking. This was posted on X/Twitter by the pan-midwesterner on January 15, 2018, and it received over 15,000 likes: [buying a dog] "hi…
“When buying a dog, you’re signing up to be absolutely heartbroken in 8 to 10 years”
Dogs have short lives, and their passing can be heartbreaking. This was posted on X/Twitter by the pan-midwesterner on January 15, 2018, and it received over 15,000 likes: [buying a dog] "hi…
“And the Lord said ‘Only the best verses shall be cherry picked and the rest shall be deemed as taken out of context’ Bullshiticus 1:23”
People often cherry pick verses of the Bible or Quran to suit their needs. This image was posted on Facebook by Keith Dillion on July 28, 2024: "And the Lord said 'Only the best verses…
“You cannot unmountain dew what has already been mountain done”
"Mountain Dew" (Mtn Dew), a soft drink brand, shouldn't be confused with "Mountain Do," but there are jokes. "You can’t unmountain dew what has already been…
“I mountain did what I had to mountain dew”
"Mountain Dew" (Mtn Dew), a soft drink brand, shouldn't be confused with "Mountain Do," but there are jokes. "I mountain did what I had to mountain dew" was…
“Shout out to Jasmine!! I love her rice”
"Jasmine rice" and "jasmine tea" are not named after a woman named Jasmine (or Jasmine Rice), but there are jokes. "Who is Jasmine Rice? That’s a new singer or something?…
“Who is Jasmine Rice?”
"Jasmine rice" and "jasmine tea" are not named after a woman named Jasmine (or Jasmine Rice), but there are jokes. "Who is Jasmine Rice? That’s a new singer or something?…
“Who is Jasmine and why does she have her own rice?”
"Jasmine rice" and "jasmine tea" are not named after a woman named Jasmine (or Jasmine Rice), but there are jokes. "Who is Jasmine Rice? That’s a new singer or something?…
“Who is Jasmine and why does she have tea?”
"Jasmine rice" and "jasmine tea" are not named after a woman named Jasmine (or Jasmine Rice), but there are jokes. "Who is Jasmine Rice? That’s a new singer or something?…
“Who is Jasmine, and why does she have her own rice and tea?”
"Jasmine rice" and "jasmine tea" are not named after a woman named Jasmine (or Jasmine Rice), but there are jokes. "Who is Jasmine Rice? That’s a new singer or something?…
“I asked my math teacher, ‘Will we ever use any of this algebra?’ She said, ‘You won’t, but some of the smart kids might’”
Many students find math difficult to learn, and they won't if they will ever use it, anyway. This joke was posted on Facebook by Paul Epps on August 25, 2017: "I asked my math teacher,…
“Never let a job steal your life, You’re 100% replaceable at work. You’re 100% irreplaceable at home. Always remember that”
"Never let a job steal your life, You're 100% replaceable at work. You're 100% irreplaceable at home. Always remember that" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The…
“You can’t unmountain dew what’s already been mountain done”
"Mountain Dew" (Mtn Dew), a soft drink brand, shouldn't be confused with "Mountain Do," but there are jokes. "You can’t unmountain dew what has already been…
“Renting an Airbnb is like staying at a hotel, but with chores”
Airbnb owners often require renters to perform choirs such as taking out the trash, or cleaning dishes, or stripping the beds. In 2026, Airbnb attempted to reduce some of these required chores,…
“Note to self: Don’t rub eyes after cutting jalapeños”
Many people have learned the hard way that you should wear gloves while cutting jalapeños, or the hands will feel burn. If someone later uses those post-jalapeño-cutting hands to rub their eyes,…
“Pro tip: Don’t rub your eyes after cutting jalapeños”
Many people have learned the hard way that you should wear gloves while cutting jalapeños, or the hands will feel burn. If someone later uses those post-jalapeño-cutting hands to rub their eyes,…
“Putting your hands all over your face and in your eyes is important after cutting jalapeños” (sarcasm)
Many people have learned the hard way that you should wear gloves while cutting jalapeños, or the hands will feel burn. If someone later uses those post-jalapeño-cutting hands to rub their eyes,…