“Maturity is when you realize sharing memes is better than sharing feelings”
Many people share memes rather than express their own original thoughts. "Maturity is when you realize Sharing memes is better than sharing feelings 🤷♥️😂😂" was posted on…
Archive for 07/2025
“The greatest obstacle to liberty is not the existence of evil rulers, but the belief in the existence of good ruler”
"The greatest obstacle to liberty is not the existence of evil rulers, but the belief in the existence of good ruler" was included in the book The Pith of Life: Aphorisms in Honor of…
“After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal”
"After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it's actually not that big of a deal" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The joke is that six…
“I came, I saw, I caffeinated”
"I came, I saw, I caffeinated" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. It's a variation of "I came, I saw, I conquered" ("Veni, vidi, vici") of…
“How does Dawn dish soap clean oil off a duck, but not a spaghetti bowl?”
"How does Dawn dish soap clean oil off a duck but not a spaghetti bowl?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many Dawn advertisements show that the product cleans oil that…
“How Dawn clean ducks but not my spaghetti bowl??”
"How does Dawn dish soap clean oil off a duck but not a spaghetti bowl?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many Dawn advertisements show that the product cleans oil that…
“Baklava implies the existence of Mozartlava”
There is no "lava" in "baklava," but some people insist that there must be a "bakmagma." "Little known fact: baklava are properly called bakmagma before they come…
“Travel anxiety is like regular anxiety, but with even more baggage”
"Travel anxiety is like regular anxiety but with more baggage" is a joke that was posted on X/Twitter by Midge on October 2, 2021. "Travel anxiety is like regular anxiety but with…
“Travel anxiety is like regular anxiety, but with more baggage”
"Travel anxiety is like regular anxiety but with more baggage" is a joke that was posted on X/Twitter by Midge on October 2, 2021. "Travel anxiety is like regular anxiety but with…
“I was gonna tell a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time”
"I have a joke about a broken clock but it’s not the right time" is a joke that was posted on X/Twitter by Matt Walsh on July 25, 2020. "I was gonna tell a a joke about a broken…
“I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time”
"I have a joke about a broken clock but it’s not the right time" is a joke that was posted on X/Twitter by Matt Walsh on July 25, 2020. "I was gonna tell a a joke about a broken…
“What other mountain fluids would make a good soda?”
"What other mountain fluids would make a good soda?" was posted on X/Twitter by Kip Conlon on July 10, 2020, and this received over 830 likes. This is a joke on Mountain Dew, a soft drink…
“I respect that you don’t eat meat. Please respect that I don’t eat fake meat”
This vegan quote is from the American animated superhero television series Teen Titans, "The Sum of His Parts" (Season 1, Episode 5) that originally aired on August 23, 2003: Beast Boy:…
“Dawn soap commercials show everything but washing dishes. I ain’t got no ducks”
"How does Dawn dish soap clean oil off a duck but not a spaghetti bowl?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many Dawn advertisements show that the product cleans oil that…
“Dawn commercials be washing everything BUT dishes. I do not have no damn greasy duck”
"How does Dawn dish soap clean oil off a duck but not a spaghetti bowl?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many Dawn advertisements show that the product cleans oil that…
“How the hell does Dawn clean ducks, but not the Tupperware bowl I had my spaghetti in?”
"How does Dawn dish soap clean oil off a duck but not a spaghetti bowl?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many Dawn advertisements show that the product cleans oil that…
“I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but it seems more like a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20”
"I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but it seems more like a bottle of MD 20/20" is a joke that has been printed on many images. MD 20/20 (often called Mad Dog 20/20) is usually not…
“I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado”
"I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. An avocado ages very fast. "I WAS HOPING TO…
“I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I’m feeling more like an avocado”
"I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. An avocado ages very fast. "I WAS HOPING TO…
“I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I feel I’m aging more like an avocado”
"I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. An avocado ages very fast. "I WAS HOPING TO…