“I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I feel I’m aging more like an avocado”

“I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. An avocado ages very fast.
 
“I WAS HOPING TO AGE LIKE A FINE WINE BUT I SORT OF FEEL MORE LIKE AN AVOCADO—THOUGHTS FROM AISLE 4” was posted on Facebook by “Thoughts From Aisle 4” on September 6, 2023, and this received over 52,000 shares. I Was Hoping to Age Like a Fine Wine But I’m Feeling More Like an Avocado (2024) by Marlene Kern Fischer is a book by “Thoughts From Aisle 4.” “I was hoping to age like a fine wine but I feel I’m aging more like an avocado. 🥑” was posted on Facebook by Humor Is Infectious on April 14, 2025.
     
“I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but it seems more like a bottle of MD 20/20” is a related saying.
   
 
Facebook
Thoughts From Aisle 4
September 6, 2023 at 9:46 AM ·
I WAS HOPING TO AGE
LIKE A FINE WINE BUT
I SORT OF FEEL MORE
LIKE AN AVOCADO
—THOUGHTS FROM AISLE 4
 
Facebook
Recipes From Heaven
September 9, 2023 at 5:22 PM ·
I thought I would age like a fine wine but I feel
more like an avocado.
   
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Prosper Agada
@PeeboiC
I was hoping to age like a fine wine but I sort of feel more like an avocado 🥑
5:41 AM · Sep 11, 2023
 
Bluesky
KarenK
‪@karensk.bsky.social‬
[I was hoping to age like a fine wine but I sort of feel more like an avocado
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October 19, 2023 at 10:13 AM
 
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Nap Guy💤
@hi_im_napguy
I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I feel more like an avocado.
5:24 PM · Feb 19, 2024
 
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Sugar Targaryen🍉🎀
@Sonia177sweet
I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but i sort of feel more like an avocado 🥑
#Readitsomewhere
5:48 AM · Feb 21, 2024
 
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Garry Gray
@GarryJGray
I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado.
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12:43 AM · Feb 23, 2024
 
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Ray🥀🦋
@Iamrachaelbae
I was hoping to age like fine wine but I sort of feel more like an avocado 🤔
8:36 AM · Feb 28, 2024
   
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B𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐎’𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐥l
@ocathome
From Facebook: I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I feel more like an avocado. #age
6:38 AM · Apr 10, 2024
 
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brian strazek
@fanofredwings04
I was hoping to age like a fine wine but I feel I’m aging more like an avocado.
1:42 PM · Apr 10, 2024
 
Facebook
Thoughts From Aisle 4
April 27, 2024 at 5:28 PM ·
Less than three days until “I Was Hoping to Age Like a Fine Wine But I’m Feeling More Like an Avocado” is available for purchase. Are you feeling the excitement? (I know I am!!)
If you want an ebook instead of a paperback, you can preorder it now and like magic it will be delivered to your device (no kindle necessary) at the stroke of midnight on April 30th!
 
OCLC WorldCat
I Was Hoping to Age Like a Fine Wine But I’m Feeling More Like an Avocado
Author:Marlene Kern Fischer
Print Book, English, 2024
Publisher: Thoughts from Aisle 4, US, 2024
 
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TheEvilWithin
@LocalSingle69
I Was Hoping to Age Like a Fine Wine But I’m Feeling More Like an Avocado
11:34 AM · May 1, 2024
 
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Mr K
@krezae
I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but it sort of feels more like an avocado.
2:45 PM · Jun 12, 2024
 
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CLK (Mr)
@Pherson__Mc
I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but is sort of feel more like an avocado. ☺️
6:52 PM · Jul 24, 2024
 
Facebook
Humor Is Infectious
April 14, 2025 at 1:10 PM ·
I was hoping to age like a fine wine but I feel I’m aging more like an avocado. 🥑
 
Facebook
Meme Street
Jamie Lynn McCombs ·
June 29, 2025 at 11:59 AM ·
I was hoping to age like a fine wine but I feel I’m aging more like an avocado. 🥑