"Don't ask why I split dried fruit in two. I…

“Don’t ask why I split dried fruit in two. I halve my raisins” was posted on X/Twitter by Max on May 28, 2025. The pun is that “raisins” sounds like “reasons.” An additional pun is that “halve” sounds like “have,” so “I halve my raisins” sounds like the saying “I have my reasons.”

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Max
@maxharvey79
Don’t ask why I split dried fruit in two.
I halve my raisins.
#LunchPun
7:01 AM · May 28, 2025

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Max
‪@maxharvey79.bsky.social‬
Don’t ask why I split dried fruit in two.
I halve my raisins.
#LunchPun
May 28, 2025 at 7:01 AM

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Max Harvey ·
May 28, 2025 at 11:47 AM ·
Don’t ask why I split dried fruit in two.
I halve my raisins.

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Cardiff1979—May 28, 2025
Don’t ask why I split dried fruit in two. I halve my raisins.

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Max Harvey ·
May 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM ·
Don’t ask why I split dried fruit in two.
I halve my raisins.
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Robert Wilkinson
@robertwlk
Don’t ask me why I cut dried fruit in two.
I halve my raisins.
2:16 AM · May 29, 2025