“Don’t let the weekend become your weak end”
"Don't let the weekend become your weak end" (or "Don't let the weekend be your weak end") is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying could refer to…
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“Don’t let the weekend be your weak end”
"Don't let the weekend become your weak end" (or "Don't let the weekend be your weak end") is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying could refer to…
“Governments are funded by force because they intend to do things that you would otherwise refuse to fund”
"Governments are funded by force because they intend to do things that you would otherwise refuse to fund" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Government is Bad on June 15,…
“I would make a font joke, but I’m not bold enough”
“@iNusku: I want to make a font joke, but I'm just not bold enough" (the original tweet is no longer available) was posted on X/Twitter by Pkitass on May 24, 2011. "I would make a…
“I want to make a font joke, but I’m just not bold enough”
“@iNusku: I want to make a font joke, but I'm just not bold enough" (the original tweet is no longer available) was posted on X/Twitter by Pkitass on May 24, 2011. "I would make a…
“Never ask your wife where she wants to eat. Ask her, ‘Guess where I’m taking you!?’”
Men often ask women out to dinner, but the women often refuse all suggestions of where to eat. There is a trick some men use to avoid this problem. "ULPT: Don't ask your girl where she…
“Don’t ask your girl where she wants to eat. Instead, tell her to guess where you’re taking her to eat”
Men often ask women out to dinner, but the women often refuse all suggestions of where to eat. There is a trick some men use to avoid this problem. "ULPT: Don't ask your girl where she…
“If children started school at six months old and their teachers gave them walking lessons…”
Many people believe that they can't exist without government schools -- rather than home schooling --just because things have long been this way. This was posted on X/Twitter by Geoff Graham…
“My wife told me she’s making a trail mix without any raisins or M&M’s. I told her, ‘Well that’s just nuts’”
"Nuts" is slang for "crazy" "That's just nuts" can mean "that's just crazy," or it can mean that something is literally "just nuts." This…
“Trail mix without M&M’s and raisins is just nuts”
"Nuts" is slang for "crazy" "That's just nuts" can mean "that's just crazy," or it can mean that something is literally "just nuts." This…
“Whoever said ‘out of sight, out of mind’ never had a spider disappear in the bedroom”
"Whoever said 'out of sight, out of mind' has never had a spider disappear in their bedroom" is a jocula saying that has been printed on many images. There are several forms to…
“Whoever said ‘out of sight, out of mind’ never had a spider disappear in the car”
"Whoever said 'out of sight, out of mind' has never had a spider disappear in their bedroom" is a jocula saying that has been printed on many images. There are several forms to…
“Whoever said ‘out of sight, out of mind’ never had a spider disappear inside their tent”
"Whoever said 'out of sight, out of mind' has never had a spider disappear in their bedroom" is a jocula saying that has been printed on many images. There are several forms to…
“A few dozen cupcakes tripped and fell into my mouth against my will”
People don't intentionally eat fattening foods -- the foods just trip and fall into their mouths. This is, of course, a joke. "I'm pretty sure my tummy just warned me not to eat…
“I told you to bring a couple of RIBEYES home for dinner” (“rabbis” joke)
"Ribeye" (a steak) shouldn't be confused with "rabbi," but there are jokes. "I told you to bring a couple of RIBEYES home for dinner" (shown on a comic…
“Roses are red. I wish I was still in bed. I suck at poetry. Coffee”
"Roses are red. I wish I was still in bed. I suck at poetry. Coffee" is a coffee version of the "Roses are red..." poem. "roses are red i wish i was in bed i suck at poetry…
“Don’t use the weekend as an excuse to give up on your goals”
"Don't use the weekend as an excuse to give up on your goals" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying could refer to diet goals, fitness goals and professional…
“Stop killing chickens for their fingers” (fake protest sign)
"Stop killing aligators to make Gatoraid" (misspelling "alligators" and "Gatorade") is a jocular -- but fake -- protest sign that has been printed on many images. The…
“Stop killing chicken for their fingers” (fake protest sign)
"Stop killing aligators to make Gatoraid" (misspelling "alligators" and "Gatorade") is a jocular -- but fake -- protest sign that has been printed on many images. The…
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