“I wanted to follow my dreams, but they blocked me”
"Follow your dreams" is a common saying that has been printed on many images. It usually doesn't refer to a follow on social media, but there are jokes. "I wanted to follow my…
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“I followed my dreams, but they blocked me”
"Follow your dreams" is a common saying that has been printed on many images. It usually doesn't refer to a follow on social media, but there are jokes. "I wanted to follow my…
“I tried to follow my dreams. but they blocked me”
"Follow your dreams" is a common saying that has been printed on many images. It usually doesn't refer to a follow on social media, but there are jokes. "I wanted to follow my…
“I was following my dreams, but they blocked me”
"Follow your dreams" is a common saying that has been printed on many images. It usually doesn't refer to a follow on social media, but there are jokes. "I wanted to follow my…
“It’s not TV. It’s HBO (Honey Bunches of Oats)”
Home Box Office (HBO) has a slogan, "It's not TV. It's HBO." HBO shouldn't be confused with the cereal Honey Bunches of Oats, but there are jokes. "New slogan for…
“It’s not cereal. It’s HBO (Honey Bunches of Oats)”
Home Box Office (HBO) has a slogan, "It's not TV. It's HBO." HBO shouldn't be confused with the cereal Honey Bunches of Oats, but there are jokes. "New slogan for…
“They’re called ‘heated seats’ because ‘rear defroster’ was already taken”
"They call them 'heated seats' because 'rear defroster' was already taken" (or "They're called 'heated seats' because 'rear defroster'…
“Ticket inspectors… You’ve got to hand it to them”
The expression "you've got to hand it to them" means that you've got to give them praise and credit. Some jokes. however, take the expression literally. "You've got to…
“They call them ‘heated seats’ because ‘rear defroster’ was already taken”
"They call them 'heated seats' because 'rear defroster' was already taken" (or "They're called 'heated seats' because 'rear defroster'…
“Ticket collectors… You’ve got to hand it to them”
The expression "you've got to hand it to them" means that you've got to give them praise and credit. Some jokes. however, take the expression literally. "You've got to…
“When people ask me which is more important, food or love? I don’t answer because I’m eating”
"When people ask me which is more important, food or love? I don't answer because I'm eating" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "When me ask that it…
“They say exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me”
"Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Exercise gives you energy…
“When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I say nothing, because I еаt”
"When people ask me which is more important, food or love? I don't answer because I'm eating" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. a "When me ask that…
“What’s the Shakespearean way to eliminate bird flu?”/“Murder most fowl.”
"Murder most foul, as in the best it is / But this most foul, strange and unnatural" is a line from William Shakespeare's play Hamlet. This shouldn't be confused with…
“What’s the cure for bird flu?”/“Murder most fowl.”
"Murder most foul, as in the best it is / But this most foul, strange and unnatural" is a line from William Shakespeare's play Hamlet. This shouldn't be confused with…
“Autocorrect is a piece of shut”
"Dear autocorrect, please stop changing my bad/rude words into nice words, you piece of shut!" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You piece of shut" was…
“Dear iPhone, Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut. Can’t. Sincerely, Every iPhone user”
"Dear autocorrect, please stop changing my bad/rude words into nice words, you piece of shut!" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You piece of shut" was…
“Dear auto correct, stop correcting my swear words you piece of shut”
"Dear autocorrect, please stop changing my bad/rude words into nice words, you piece of shut!" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You piece of shut" was…
“Prime rib is rib meat that’s only divisible by 1 and itself”
Prime rib usually doesn't have anything to do with prime numbers, but there are jokes. "I just found out that Prime Rib is rib meat that's only divisible by 1 and itself.…
“I tried following my dreams, but they blocked me”
"Follow your dreams" is a common saying that has been printed on many images. It usually doesn't refer to a follow on social media, but there are jokes. "I wanted to follow my…