“Texas women and Texas weather, pretty much the same thing”
Texas weather can be hot in the day and then get very cold at night, especially in the spring or the fall. Texas weather can also be hot or cold from one day to the next. "Texas women and…
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“If your country can afford to give money away to other countries, then you pay too much in taxes”
"If your country can afford to give money away to other countries, then you pay too much in taxes" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If your country can afford to…
“Our leaders are not incompetent. They’re not stupid either. They’re communists. You know that, right?”
"Our leaders aren't stupid. They're not incompetent either. They' re traitors. You know that, right?" is a saying that has been printed on an image. Many people have been…
“Our leaders aren’t stupid. They’re not incompetent either. They’re traitors. You know that, right?”
"Our leaders aren't stupid. They're not incompetent either. They' re traitors. You know that, right?" is a saying that has been printed on an image. Many people have been…
Didn’t Earn It (Diversity, Equity and Inclusion or DEI backronym)
"Didn't Earn It" (a backronym or back acronym of Diversity, Equity and Inclusion, or DEI) has been printed on many images. The backronym reflects a belief that DEI rewards people…
“I’m not saying I’m old…but when I was in school we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas”
"I'm not saying I'm old...but when I was in school we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Making ashtrays was a popular…
“Archers study arrow dynamics”
"Aerodynamics" shouldn't be confused with "arrow dynamics," but there are jokes. "Archers understand arrow dynamics" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
“Archers understand arrow dynamics”
"Aerodynamics" shouldn't be confused with "arrow dynamics," but there are jokes. "Archers understand arrow dynamics" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
“I’ve never had a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me”
A vehicle's windshield wipers usually have a slow and a fast setting, but these are too slow or too fast for many people. "Would be nice to have a windshield wiper setting somewhere…
“My friend has got an excellent nose for wine. It’s shaped like a corkscrew”
Some people are said to have a "nose for wine." They can sniff a wine and tell about its properties. "My friend has got an excellent nose for wine. It's shaped like a…
“The internet was once a fun place for watching cat videos instead of monitoring the real-time collapse of late-stage capitalism”
"Fun Fact: The internet was once a fun place for watching cat videos instead of monitoring the real-time collapse of late-stage capitalism" is a saying that has been printed on many…
“I keep shouting out the names of castles. I think I’ve got Turrets”
Tourette syndrome shouldn't be confused with "turret," but there are jokes. "I have developed Turrets Syndrome. I inappropriately and inadvertantly shout out names of castles…
“Trying to help people understand what’s going on right now is like going back into a burning building…”
The following post about "what's going on" was posted on X/Twitter by Manda on February 10, 2021: "Trying to help people understand what's going on right now is like going…
“As for me and my house, we will serve tacos. Margaritas 24:7”
"As for me and my house, we will serve tacos. Salsa 24/7" is a joke that has been printed on many images. The biblical saying “But as for me and my house, we will serve the Lord” is…
“As for me and my house, we will serve tacos. Queso 24:7”
"As for me and my house, we will serve tacos. Salsa 24/7" is a joke that has been printed on many images. The biblical saying “But as for me and my house, we will serve the Lord” is…
“As for me and my house, we will serve tacos. Guacamole 24:7”
"As for me and my house, we will serve tacos. Salsa 24/7" is a joke that has been printed on many images. The biblical saying “But as for me and my house, we will serve the Lord” is…
“Roses are red. Salsa is too. I wanna eat tacos with you”
"Roses are red. Salsa is too. I want to drink Margaritas with you" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Drink Margaritas" is sometimes replaced with "drink…
“Roses are red. Salsa is too. I want to eat tacos with you”
"Roses are red. Salsa is too. I want to drink Margaritas with you" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Drink Margaritas" is sometimes replaced with "drink…
“Roses are red. Salsa is too. I wanna drink tequila with you”
"Roses are red. Salsa is too. I want to drink Margaritas with you" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Drink Margaritas" is sometimes replaced with "drink…
“Roses are red. Salsa is too. I want to drink tequila with you”
"Roses are red. Salsa is too. I want to drink Margaritas with you" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Drink Margaritas" is sometimes replaced with "drink…