"Roses are red. Chocolates are brown. You're getting neither, so calm the fuck down" and "Roses are red. Chocolates are brown. You're not getting either, so calm the fuck…
"Roses are red. Violets are blue. I really love being on a government watchlist with all of you" is a poem that has been printed on many images. There were various citations on…
"Roses are red. Chocolates are brown. You're getting neither, so calm the fuck down" and "Roses are red. Chocolates are brown. You're not getting either, so calm the fuck…
"Roses are red. Chocolates are brown. You're getting neither, so calm the fuck down" and "Roses are red. Chocolates are brown. You're not getting either, so calm the fuck…
"Roses are red. Chocolates are brown. You're getting neither, so calm the fuck down" and "Roses are red. Chocolates are brown. You're not getting either, so calm the fuck…
A not-safe-for-work joke is told about Valentine's Day. "If Valentines Day is for lovers... what day is for single men... Palm Sunday" was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor on…
A not-safe-for-work joke is told about Valentine's Day. "If Valentines Day is for lovers... what day is for single men... Palm Sunday" was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor on…
"Beer: Helping white people dance since 1837" -- other dates have been given, such as 1842 -- has been printed on many images. "Beer - helping white people dance since 1837" was…
"Tequila! Have you hugged your toilet today?" is a tequila saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since at least 2000, when it was printed on…
"Coffee. Wine. Sleep. Repeat" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "the story of my life... coffee - wine - sleep repeat" was posted on Twitter by Nectar Spokane on…
Many pizza shops sell heart-shaped pizza for Valentine's Day. However, many people have pointed out that this results in more money for less pizza. "I don't think you guys grasp…
Many pizza shops sell heart-shaped pizza for Valentine's Day. However, many people have pointed out that this results in more money for less pizza. "I don't think you guys grasp…
"When I get my tax money, I'm cooking my ramen noodles in Fiji water" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Ramen noodles are what a poor person eats, while Fiji…
"May everything I post confuse you until you learn to mind your (mf) business" is a social media saying that has been printed on many images. This saying developed (with slight…
A 15-minute city is a planned living environment that some governments are forcing on citizens. "IF YOU LET THEM USE YOU AS A LAB RAT, DON'T BE SURPRISED WHEN THEY PUT YOU IN A CAGE…
The Super Bowl (the NFL football championship game) is played on a Sunday night. People often go to Super Bowl parties and get home late. However, many people have work or school on Monday morning.…
"May everything I post confuse you until you learn to mind your (mf) business" is a social media saying that has been printed on many images. This saying developed (with slight…
"When I get my tax money, I'm cooking my ramen noodles in Fiji water" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Ramen noodles are what a poor person eats, while Fiji…
"Swimming in debt doesn't count as cardio" (or "Does swimming in debt count as cardio?") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Does swimming in…
"Swimming in debt doesn't count as cardio" (or "Does swimming in debt count as cardio?") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Does swimming in…