“My favorite vegetable is salsa”
Salsa is a sauce and not a vegetable, but that's close enough for some people. "My favorite vegetable is salsa" was posted on Twitter by Photo-John on August 16, 2010, and has been…
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“When a billionaire dies, who inherits their congressmen?”
"When a billionaire dies, who inherits their senators?" is a political joke that has been printed on many images. The "joke" is that money can buy political influence.…
“When a billionaire dies, who inherits their senators?”
"When a billionaire dies, who inherits their senators?" is a political joke that has been printed on many images. The "joke" is that money can buy political influence.…
“Only a fool can be happy to show off a pass for things he used to do without a pass”
"Only a fool can be happy to show off a pass for things he used to do without a pass" is a saying that has been shown on an image. In the image, a person shows off the digital pass on a…
“I told my wife a husband is like fine wine; he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar”
American stand-up comedian Rodney Dangerfield (1921-2004) told a now classic joke about husbands and wives. "I told my wife a man is like good wine; he gets better with age. So she locked me…
“I told my wife a man is like good wine; he gets better with age. So she locked me in the cellar”
American stand-up comedian Rodney Dangerfield (1921-2004) told a now classic joke about husbands and wives. "I told my wife a man is like good wine; he gets better with age. So she locked me…
“When a billionaire dies, who inherits their politicians?”
"When a billionaire dies, who inherits their senators?" is a political joke that has been printed on many images. The "joke" is that money can buy political influence.…
“Everything woke turns to shit”
"Everything woke turns to shit" is a saying that has been printed on many images. “Get woke, go broke” and “Go woke, go broke” are related sayings. Wikipedia: WokeWoke (/ˈwoʊk/…
“We Ain’t Comin’ Out” (WACO)
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: Waco, TexasWaco (/ˈweɪkoʊ/ WAY-koh) is the county seat of McLennan County, Texas, United States. It is situated along the Brazos River and I-35, halfway…
“Having a garage sale is a great example of how, with many hours of planning and preparation…”
Garage sales require a lot of effort, but usually don't result in a lot of money. This was posted by mark on Twitter on March 3, 2018: "Having a garage sale is a great example of how with…
“People will believe anything they read on the internet as long as you write it next to a picture”
"'People will believe anything they read on the internet as long as you write it next to a picture of George Carlin looking serious.' -- Some guy" (shown with an image of George…
“Being fat is actually fitphobic. Do better”
People who are fat sometimes have accused others of being "fatphobic." These other people sometimes counter that fat people are "fitphobic." "Being fat is actually…
“Voting is trying to fix a broken car by changing the drivers”
Many people believe that you cannot fix government by just electing the "right" people, such as Democrats or Republicans. It's argued that the system of government itself is what is…
“Government: An institution of war, theft, murder, rape and predation, the absence of which…”
"GOVERNMENT an institution of war, theft, murder, rape and predation, … the absence of which, it is said, would lead to disorder" was printed in "The Shaffer Dictionary" by…
“Coffee now, gin later”
"Coffee now, gin later" is a saying that has been printed on many images. TwitterMike Atkinson@miketdHitting a wall, after bringing a busy, stressful week to a satisfactory conclusion.…
“Voting is like trying to fix a broken car by changing the driver”
Many people believe that you cannot fix government by just electing the "right" people, such as Democrats or Republicans. It's argued that the system of government itself is what is…
“Coffee now, wine later”
"Coffee now, wine later" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Elite Daily50 ROSÉ CAPTIONS TO SHOW HOW MUCH YOU LIKE TO PINK OUTSIDE THE BOXOn days like today, I like to sip…
“Coffee now, work later”
"Coffee now, work later" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "work now, coffee later? or coffee now, work later" was posted on Twitter by Gregory Heller on July 4,…
“Coffee now, bourbon later”
"Coffee now, bourbon later" is a saying that has been printed on many images. TwitterDavid Voth@SexCigarsBooze#Coffee now…#Bourbon later(The saying is also shown on a coffee mug. --…
“Coffee now, work later”
"Coffee now, work later" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "work now, coffee later? or coffee now, work later" was posted on Twitter by Gregory Heller on July 4,…