“If Valentine’s Day is a day for lovers, what day is special for singles?”/“Palm Sunday.”
A not-safe-for-work joke is told about Valentine’s Day.
“If Valentines Day is for lovers… what day is for single men… Palm Sunday” was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor on February 21, 1991. “If Valentine’s Day is the day for lovers - what is the special day set aside for singles? Palm Sunday!” was posted on alt.tasteless.jokes on February 22, 1995. “Couples have Valentine’s Day ... singles have Palm Sunday” was posted on Twitter by Bobby Mathews on March 24, 2013. “If couples celebrate Valentine’s Day, what do single men celebrate? Palm Sunday” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on February 12, 2022. “If Valentine’s Day is a day for lovers, what day is special for singles? Palm Sunday” was posted on Twitter by Bob Kostic on February 14, 2023.
Google Groups: rec.humor
Jokes Mailing List—————
Duane
Feb 21, 1991, 10:58:50 AM
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If Valentines Day is for lovers… what day is for single men…
Palm Sunday
Googel Groups: alt.romance
Just a happy guy…
Christopher Clayton
Feb 20, 1994, 4:36:48 PM
(...)
I guess that’s why they came up with the version of Valentine’s Day
for single guys - Palm Sunday. 😊
Google Groups: alt.tasteless.jokes
Valentine’s Day
RoberthubS
Feb 22, 1995, 8:02:14 PM
If Valentine’s Day is the day for lovers - what is the special day set
aside for singles?
Palm Sunday!
Google Groups: alt.atheism
Valentine’s Day Question 😊
Joe Zawadowski
Feb 13, 1997, 3:00:00 AM
Q) If Valentine’s Day is the day for lovers and couples, what
is the holiday for single men?
A) Palm Sunday.
Google Groups: aus.jokes
Jokes from Joke.com
Brian Pollack
Feb 13, 1998, 3:00:00 AM
(...)
Q: If Valentine’s Day is the holiday for lovers, what is the holiday for
single guys?
A: Palm Sunday!
Twitter
The Doctor
@TheDrDon
Couples had Valentine’s Day, now, it’s Singles Day otherwise known as Palm Sunday! I’ll probably be busy all day. 😊
10:48 AM · Mar 28, 2010
Twitter
Richard Mathy
@Richard_Mathy
Sure it’s valentine’s day for you couples; but for singles, yesterday was palm Sunday.
6:48 AM · Feb 14, 2011
Twitter
Christian Arsonist
@biatchpleaze
For dads there is Father’s Day
For mothers there is Mother’s Day,
For lovers there is Valentine’s Day
But for singles there is Palm Sunday
3:14 PM · Oct 7, 2011
Twitter
Bob Goniea (pronounced Gahn-yay)
@rjgoniea
Replying to @chickmcgee1
@Captmilk @chickmcgee1 sorry, couples have Valentine’s day, singles are stuck with Palm Sunday
12:32 PM · Mar 27, 2012
Twitter
Patrick Houston 🇪🇺 🇯🇴 🇺🇦♿
@phouston1354
Never mind Valentine’s day.. Roll on Singles day or in other words Palm Sunday
12:24 AM · Feb 19, 2013
Twitter
Bobby Mathews
@BamaWriter
Couples have Valentine’s Day ... singles have Palm Sunday. :-D
10:34 AM · Mar 24, 2013
Twitter
Steve Gill
@GillMaestro
If Valentine’s Day was for couples…would Palm Sunday be for singles?
12:52 PM · Feb 13, 2016
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/TheSpecialist89 July 17, 2016
If Valentine’s Day is for couples, what day is for single men?
Palm Sunday.
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Griftimus February 12, 2022
If couples celebrate Valentine’s Day, what do single men celebrate?
Palm Sunday.
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
If Valentine’s Day is a day for lovers, what day is special for singles?
Palm Sunday
6:06 PM · Feb 14, 2023