“Almond milk is for baby almonds”
If cow's milk is for baby cows and human milk is for human babies, is almond milk for baby almonds? "almond milk? isnt that for baby almonds ;)" was posted on Twitter by Saint…
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“Tofu is just soymilk cheese”
Tofu has been described as soy (milk) cheese. "tofu is soy cheese" was posted on Twitter by Khaled: 🧠on July 3, 2009. "Tofu is basically soy cheese... intresting" was posted…
“Tofu is just soy milk cheese”
Tofu has been described as soy (milk) cheese. "tofu is soy cheese" was posted on Twitter by Khaled: 🧠on July 3, 2009. "Tofu is basically soy cheese... intresting" was posted…
“Cow milk is for baby cows. Human milk is for baby humans. Almond milk is for baby almonds”
If cow's milk is for baby cows and human milk is for human babies, is almond milk for baby almonds? "almond milk? isnt that for baby almonds ;)" was posted on Twitter by Saint…
“Human milk is for baby humans. Cow milk is for baby cows. Almond milk is for baby almonds”
If cow's milk is for baby cows and human milk is for human babies, is almond milk for baby almonds? "almond milk? isnt that for baby almonds ;)" was posted on Twitter by Saint…
“Tofu is just soy cheese”
Tofu has been described as soy (milk) cheese. "tofu is soy cheese" was posted on Twitter by Khaled: 🧠on July 3, 2009. "Tofu is basically soy cheese... intresting" was posted…
“Let’s all stay inside until people never die again!”
"Let's all stay inside until people never die again!" is a saying that has been printed on an image where many non-player characters (NPCs) say this. The image became popular in…
“Why is gravity so cheap?”/“Because it’s mass-produced.”
A science riddle is: Q: Why is gravity so cheap?A: Because it's mass produced. The joke was posted on Reddit -- 3amjokes on January 15, 2022. Reddit -- 3amjokesPosted byu/Adghnm January 15,…
“Coffee in the morning. Bourbon at night”
"Coffee in the morning. Bourbon at night" and “Coffee in the morning and whiskey in the evening” are sayings that have been printed on many images. "I drink coffee in the morning…
“They’re called Karen because they be Karen too much about things that don’t concern them”
"Karen" should not be confused with "caring," but there are jokes. "Call ya Karen cuz you be Karen too much about things that are nun ya business" was posted on…
“There’s a nudist convention in my town tomorrow. I might go if I’ve got nothing on”
“There is a nudist convention in town next week… I might go if I’ve got nothing on" was posted on Twitter by Jonny Beswick on December 6, 2013. "There's a nudist convention in…
“Coffee in the morning. Bourbon in the evening”
"Coffee in the morning. Bourbon at night" and “Coffee in the morning and whiskey in the evening” are sayings that have been printed on many images. "I drink coffee in the morning…
“Paper or plastic?”/“Either. I’m bisacksual.”
A cashier often gives a customer a choice of bags and asks, “Paper or plastic?” A joke is: CASHIER: Paper or plastic?CUSTOMER: Either. I'm bisacksual/bisacktual. "When they ask…
“Tofu is just soya cheese”
Tofu has been described as soy (milk) cheese. "tofu is soy cheese" was posted on Twitter by Khaled: 🧠on July 3, 2009. "Tofu is basically soy cheese... intresting" was posted…
“How do 37 mathematicians board a bus with only 36 seats?”/“They carry the one.”
A mathematics joke/riddle was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on January 18, 2023: Q: How do 37 mathematicians board a bus with only 36 seats?A: They carry the one. Reddit -- Dadjokes Posted by…
“Tofu is just soya milk cheese”
Tofu has been described as soy (milk) cheese. "tofu is soy cheese" was posted on Twitter by Khaled: 🧠on July 3, 2009. "Tofu is basically soy cheese... intresting" was posted…
“If you’re in a fair fight, you didn’t plan it properly”
"If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck" and ""If you find yourself in a fair fight, you didn't plan your mission properly" are sayings that have been…
“If you find yourself in a fair fight, you’ve done something wrong”
"If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck" and ""If you find yourself in a fair fight, you didn't plan your mission properly" are sayings that have been…
“If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck”
"If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck" and ""If you find yourself in a fair fight, you didn't plan your mission properly" are sayings that have been…
“Public schools are indoctrination camps”
"Government/Public schools are (just) (woke) indoctrination camps/centers" is a common saying, usually by conservatives and libertarians. "Should our schools be indoctrination…