“Almond milk is for baby almonds”
If cow’s milk is for baby cows and human milk is for human babies, is almond milk for baby almonds?
“almond milk? isnt that for baby almonds 😉” was posted on Twitter by Saint Maneesh the Sailor on August 14, 2009. “Isn’t almond milk for BABY almonds?” was posted on Twitter by blahblohblog on August 14, 2009. “almond milk is for baby almonds” was posted on Twitter by Karabo on October 4, 2012. “Almond milk is for baby almonds #VeganLogic” was posted on Twitter by Laura on February 12, 2013. “Almond milk is for baby almonds” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on May 31, 2018.
“cow milk is made for baby cows. human milk is made for baby humans. and almond milk is made for baby almonds” was posted on Twitter by plant babe on May 18, 2015. “Cow milk is for baby cows. Human milk is for baby humans. And almond milk is for baby almonds” was posted on Twitter by Alliyeetsum on September 8, 2017. “Human milk is for baby humans. Cow milk is for baby cows. Almond milk is for baby almonds” was posted on Twitter by 𝙲𝚊𝚖 on April 14. 2018. “Human milk is for baby humans ❌ Cow Milk is for baby cows ❌ Almond milk is for baby almonds ✅” was posted on Twitter by Skye 💖I love Ivy!💖🐀 on December 22, 2020.
“Human milk is for baby humans🍼 Cows milk is for baby cows 🐄” was posted on Twitter by Shadia 🌹 on August 7, 2017. “And almond milk is for baby almonds” was answered on Twitter by Ash 𒌐 on August 8, 2017, and this received over 285,200 likes.
Wikipedia: Almond milk
Almond milk is a plant-based milk with a watery texture and nutty flavor manufactured from almonds, although some types or brands are flavored in imitation of cow’s milk. It does not contain cholesterol or lactose and is low in saturated fat. Almond milk is often consumed by those who are lactose-intolerant and others, such as vegans, who avoid dairy products. Commercial almond milk comes in sweetened, unsweetened, vanilla and chocolate flavors, and is usually fortified with micronutrients. It can also be made at home using a blender, almonds and water.
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Saint Maneesh the Sailor
@SanMan_ish
Replying to @traceychanart
@traceyctt you confuffling me again… almond milk? isnt that for baby almonds 😉... *almond love*
9:23 AM · Aug 14, 2009
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blahblohblog
@blahblohblog
Replying to @traceychanart
@traceyctt Isn’t almond milk for BABY almonds? Nuttin wrong wid cookies and Guinness.
@SanMan_ish
9:46 AM · Aug 14, 2009
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harold
@NotHarold
stop drinking almond milk. It’s gross! It’s for the baby almonds not humans!
7:58 PM · Mar 16, 2011
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Scott Be A Nacho
@sbanacho
So almond milk is what the baby almonds drink?
11:32 AM · Mar 29, 2012
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Josh Wymore
@Wymore
Every time someone drinks a glass of almond milk, ten baby almonds die of malnourishment.
6:29 AM · Apr 2, 2012
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Darren Solomon
@DarSolo
Almond milk was meant for baby almonds, not for humans.
3:14 PM · Jul 10, 2012
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Karabo
@Karabo_KB:’‘D RT @BigGhostFASE: Now what kinda faggot ass shit is that to say….
RT @ericrazy1: @BigGhostFASE almond milk is for baby almonds.
1:14 PM · Oct 4, 2012
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Laura
@junglelaura
Almond milk is for baby almonds #VeganLogic
9:31 PM · Feb 12, 2013
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Kowaiwa
@KowaiManko
Almond milk is not for baby almonds shutup
9:24 PM · Jul 29, 2013
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Tahnye West
@tahnzilla
Almond milk is only acceptable when you’re feeding it to baby almonds
10:05 PM · Nov 5, 2013
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BIG GHOST
@BigGhostLtd
Cow milk is for baby cows… Almond milk aint for baby almonds so you good #logic
6:26 PM · Mar 2, 2014
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scott baxter
@luche21
Almond milk is for baby almonds. It is not meant to be consumed by humans.
4:26 PM · Mar 19, 2014
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The Mark T Janes
@JarkManes
Facebook person: “Drink almond milk. Cow milk is for baby cows, not humans.”
And almond milk is for baby almonds.
Also it’s gross
12:57 PM · May 25, 2014
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plant babe
@vegbarbie
cow milk is made for baby cows. human milk is made for baby humans. and almond milk is made for baby almonds.
4:35 PM · May 18, 2015
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Brian K. Diaz
@briankeithdiaz
Humans were not designed to drink almond milk. Almond milk is for baby almonds!
12:43 AM · Jun 18, 2015
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kaya doyle
@kayadoyle13
almond milk is for baby almonds
7:12 PM · May 16, 2016
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💥🌻KatieKaboom🌻💥
@mzdynasty
So is almond milk for baby almonds?? #breastfeeding #breastisbest #havealaugh 😂
(“Not your mom? Not your milk” is shown on an image.—ed.)
9:31 PM · Jun 22, 2016
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Kenny Lofton
@Karl_Thinks
Almond milk is for baby almonds
1:14 PM · Feb 23, 2017
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Ash 𒌐
@Ashhhhh__7
And almond milk is for baby almonds
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Shadia 🌹
@shadia_rashida
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Aug 7, 2017
Human milk is for baby humans🍼
Cows milk is for baby cows 🐄
#ConfessYourUnpopularOpinions
2:36 AM · Aug 8, 2017
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Beth Ramirez
@supbeth11
If human milk are for baby humans, and cow milk is for baby cows, does that mean almond milk are for baby almonds?
12:27 AM · Aug 20, 2017
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Laura | saw am
@peakygambit
Human milk is for baby humans
Cows milk is for baby cows
And almond milk is for baby almonds.
3:40 PM · Sep 7, 2017
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ѕaмanтнa
@sjagminn
Human milk is for baby humans. 👶🏻Cow milk is for baby cows. 🐄Almond milk is for baby almonds.
6:31 PM · Sep 7, 2017 from Illinois, USA
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Alliyeetsum
@AyyyDooley
Cow milk is for baby cows
Human milk is for baby humans
And almond milk is for baby almonds
8:00 PM · Sep 8, 2017
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emma
@yoonguilt
i still think about the “human milk is for baby humans, cow milk is for baby cows, almond milk is for baby almonds” tweet everytime i drink almond milk
11:58 PM · Jan 30, 2018
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𝙲𝚊𝚖
@CamJChava
Human milk is for baby humans
Cow milk is for baby cows
Almond milk is for baby almonds
3:36 AM · Apr 14, 2018
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/_geraldino_ May 31, 2018
Almond milk is for baby almonds.
Reddit—Vegan
Posted by u/[deleted] August 30, 2018
Almond milk is for baby almonds
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Connie
@FamousAmosJ69
Almond milk is for baby almonds 🥜
Soy milk is for baby soy
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Shadia 🌹
@shadia_rashida
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Aug 7, 2017
Human milk is for baby humans🍼
Cows milk is for baby cows 🐄
#ConfessYourUnpopularOpinions
10:06 AM · Feb 27, 2019
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hope
@trshboatasswgn
cow milk is for 👏 baby cows 👏
goat milk is for 👏 baby goats 👏
almond milk is for 👏 baby almonds 👏
10:43 PM · Oct 10, 2019
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Nina ◟̽◞̽ 🌱
@FallOutxWote
Human milk is for baby humans
Cows milk is for baby cows
Almond milk is for baby almonds
https://youtube.com/watch?v=x9sSDTbJ8WI
3:58 PM · Nov 19, 2019
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kimberly alexa
@kimmorrala
“almond milk is for baby almonds”🤣
5:09 PM · Nov 26, 2019 from Plainfield, IL
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Brown & Bougie
@crzysxycu
A wise man once said “Almond milk is for baby almonds”. & That’s honestly how I found out that I’m actually a baby almond.
5:47 PM · Feb 17, 2020
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Saint
@saint_too
Replying to @simplicityiske1 and @mariashonn
Is almond milk for baby Almonds
8:12 PM · Mar 27, 2020
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Skye 💖I love Ivy!💖🐀
@Skyetendo
Replying to @thewizardofrats @Medo7___ and 3 others
Human milk is for baby humans ❌
Cow Milk is for baby cows ❌
Almond milk is for baby almonds ✅
6:35 PM · Dec 22, 2020
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rip souplantation
@haileyros
ALMOND MILK IS FOR BABY ALMONDS
7:17 PM · Feb 22, 2021
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I’m not yo daddy I’m yo grandpa.
@ImNotUrDaddy22
Replying to @PETAUK
Almond milk is for baby almonds, stop drinking it.
9:19 AM · May 11, 2021
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Irfan O’ Connor
@irfun23
Replying to @peta
Almond milk is for baby almonds.
5:23 PM · Aug 13, 2021
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Afua
@ReinaaNatasha
“Almond milk is for baby almonds” will always make me laugh
7:06 AM · Sep 13, 2022
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Duchess of Dairy, PhD
@duchessofdairy
Almond milk is intended only for baby almonds — and it’s cruel to take the milk away from the almonds for whom it is clearly intended
6:21 PM · Dec 12, 2022
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Auntie 🅿️ey
@peysooo
Almond milk is for baby almonds.
12:01 AM · Dec 15, 2022
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mark baker
@Tuxie8502
Replying to @NickAdamsinUSA
Almond milk is for baby almonds. Drinking it is murder.
12:42 PM · Jan 5, 2023