“Tequila: Helping people wake up in strangers’ beds since 1521”
"Tequila: Helping people wake up in strangers' beds since 1521" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Tequila! Helping people wake up in stranger's…
Archive for 01/2023
“My spirit animal is the Jägermeister stag”
Jägermeister is a German digestif. The Jägermeister label on bottles shows a glowing Christian cross seen between the antlers of a stag. "My spirit animal is the stag. I call him…
“They should start reporting the number of kids that go missing every day the way they report Covid”
"They should start reporting the number of kids that go missing every day the way they report Covid numbers. Maybe that would get people’s attention" is a saying that has been printed…
“What would we do without onions and garlic”
"In 1936, he (Mahatma Gandhi, 1869-1948 -- ed.) wrote what many Indians think today, 'I don't know what the poor man will do without onions and garlic'" was printed in The…
“A taxpayer voting Democratic is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders”
"A [X] voting [Democrat/Republican] is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. The KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) fast food…
“Drugs block our biochemistry to reduce symptoms. Fruits and vegetables restore our biochemistry…”
"Drugs block our biochemistry to reduce symptoms. Vegetables restore our biochemistry to create health" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Healthy Holistic Living on April 26,…
Hug’s Sluggers (New York Yankees nickname)
Baseball manager Miller Huggins (1878-1929) managed the St. Louis Cardinals (1913-1917) and the New York Yankees (1918-1929). Both teams were sometimes nicknamed "Huggins'(s)…
“A working man voting Republican is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders”
"A [X] voting [Democrat/Republican] is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. The KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) fast food…
“The more you research, the crazier you sound to ignorant people”
"The more you research, the crazier you sound to ignorant people" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Don Freeman on…
“Life hack: Give yourself 8 - 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day”
People sometimes need a few extra minutes in the morning to prepare for the day. A joke about this was posted on Twitter by Roshan Patel on November 28, 2022, and received about half a million…
“Stop calling them ‘the elites.’ Call them by what they really are: ‘the parasites’”
"It's about time we stop calling them 'The Elites', and start referring to them as what they actually are, 'The Parasites'" is a saying that has been printed on…
“A woman voting Republican is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders”
"A [X] voting [Democrat/Republican] is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. The KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) fast food…
“A black man voting Republican is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders”
"A [X] voting [Democrat/Republican] is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. The KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) fast food…
“A young person voting for a Democrat is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders”
"A [X] voting [Democrat/Republican] is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. The KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) fast food…
“A young person voting for a Republican is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders”
"A [X] voting [Democrat/Republican] is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. The KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) fast food…
“A taxpayer voting Democrat is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders”
"A [X] voting [Democrat/Republican] is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. The KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) fast food…
“The start of the Girl Scout cookie season marks the end of the New Year’s resolution season”
New Year's resolutions are made on January 1st. Many resolutions are to lose weight in the new year. Girl Scout cookies are usually sold between January and April. "The start of the Girl…
“Welcome to the Shouting Club hotline. We’re currently experiencing very high call volumes”
Telephone help lines often experience "high call volumes." A joke was posted on Twitter by Richard Davidson on October 26, 2015 and The Standup's Daily Gag Feed on October 28, 2015:…
Hug’s Men (New York Yankees nickname)
Baseball manager Miller Huggins (1878-1929) managed the St. Louis Cardinals (1913-1917) and the New York Yankees (1918-1929). Both teams were sometimes nicknamed "Hug's Men" or…
Huggins’ Sluggers (New York Yankees nickname)
Baseball manager Miller Huggins (1878-1929) managed the St. Louis Cardinals (1913-1917) and the New York Yankees (1918-1929). Both teams were sometimes nicknamed "Huggins'(s)…