“It’s hell no degrees outside”
"It's hell no degrees outside" (very hot or very cold, as in, "Hell no, I'm not going out") is a weather saying. "Off work in a hour! Yeeeaaahhhhh budddyyyy!!…
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“It’s one hundred and hell degrees outside” (very hot)
"It's a/one hundred and hell degrees outside" (or "It's 100 and hell degrees outside") means that it's very hot. "We know it's 100-and-hell" was…
“It’s 100 and hell degrees outside” (very hot)
"It's a/one hundred and hell degrees outside" (or "It's 100 and hell degrees outside") means that it's very hot. "We know it's 100-and-hell" was…
“It’s a hundred and hell degrees outside” (very hot)
"It's a/one hundred and hell degrees outside" (or "It's 100 and hell degrees outside") means that it's very hot. "We know it's 100-and-hell" was…
“Butter is bread lube”
Butter has been called "bread lube." "Today's out-of-context quote: Butter is bread lube. It makes bread go down easier, not people" was posted on Twitter by Slimy Stardust…
“Butter is just toast lube”
Butter has been called "toast lube." "Because butter is toast-lube" was posted on Twitter by Nicholas Stephen Ellis 🔚🔜🦖 on June 30, 2010. "Butter is like the lube…
“What cheese can you eat on Passover?”/“Matzarella.”
A Passover riddle is: Q: What cheese can you eat on Passover?A: Matzohrella/ Matzahrella/ Matzoh-rella/ Matzah-rella/ Matzorella/ Matzarella/ Matzo-rella/ Matza-rella. "A: What kind of cheese…
“What cheese can you eat on Passover?”/“Matzorella.”
A Passover riddle is: Q: What cheese can you eat on Passover?A: Matzohrella/ Matzahrella/ Matzoh-rella/ Matzah-rella/ Matzorella/ Matzarella/ Matzo-rella/ Matza-rella. "A: What kind of cheese…
“What cheese can you eat on Passover?”/“Matzahrella.”
A Passover riddle is: Q: What cheese can you eat on Passover?A: Matzohrella/ Matzahrella/ Matzoh-rella/ Matzah-rella/ Matzorella/ Matzarella/ Matzo-rella/ Matza-rella. "A: What kind of cheese…
“What did one Christmas tree say to another?”/“Lighten up!”
A Christmas riddle is: Q: What did one Christmas tree say to another? A: Lighten up! "What did the Christmas tree say to the string of bulbs when they were sad? Lighten up! #christmas…
“Who says, ‘Oh, Oh, Oh’?”/“Santa walking backwards.”
A Christmas riddle is: Q: Who says "Oh, oh, oh"?A: Santa walking backwards. Santa Claus usually says, "Ho, ho, ho." "Q. Who says Oh, Oh, Oh. A. Santa walking…
“May you never be too old to search the skies on Christmas Eve”
"May you never be too grown up to search the skies on Christmas Eve" (or "May you never be too old to search the skies on Christmas Eve") is a Christmas saying that has been…
“Who called it a nutcracker and not a crackhead?”
A decorative nutcracker portrays a person whose mouth forms the jaws of the nutcracker. This is not the same as a "crackhead," but there are jokes. "Who called it a nutcracker and…
“May you never be too grown up to search the skies on Christmas Eve”
"May you never be too grown up to search the skies on Christmas Eve" (or "May you never be too old to search the skies on Christmas Eve") is a Christmas saying that has been…
“What did the Christmas tree say to the light bulb when it was sad?”/“Lighten up!”
A Christmas riddle is: Q: What did one Christmas tree say to another? A: Lighten up! "What did the Christmas tree say to the string of bulbs when they were sad? Lighten up! #christmas…
“What cheese can you eat on Passover?”/“Matzohrella.”
A Passover riddle is: Q: What cheese can you eat on Passover?A: Matzohrella/ Matzahrella/ Matzoh-rella/ Matzah-rella/ Matzorella/ Matzarella/ Matzo-rella/ Matza-rella. "A: What kind of cheese…
“In the ghetto, do they put hood ornaments on their Christmas trees?”
Ornaments are put on a Christmas tree, but usually not "hood ornaments." A joke is that "hood" stands for both "neighborhood" and the hood of a car. "if you…
“Would a nutcracker with no arms or legs be considered a crackhead?”
A decorative nutcracker portrays a person whose mouth forms the jaws of the nutcracker. This is not the same as a "crackhead," but there are jokes. "Who called it a nutcracker and…
“Wishing you a holly jolly whatever doesn’t offend your bitch ass”
"Wishing you a holly jolly whatever doesn't offend your bitch ass" is a jocular holiday saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been printed on sweaters since at…
“What do you call a bodybuilder with a large penis?”/“A beginner.”
Many bodybuilders take steroids, but it can shrink the size of testicles. Although it is the testicles (balls) that shrink, there are also many penis jokes. "what do you call a bodybuilder…