“Only thing left on my debit card is my name and expiration date”
"Only thing left on my debit card is my name and expiration date" -- that is to say, I have no money -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Only thing left on…
Archive for 12/2022
“This Christmas instead of gifts, I’m giving everyone my opinion. Get excited”
"Instead of presents this year, I'm giving everyone my opinion. Get excited" (or "This Christmas/year instead of gifts, I'm giving everyone my opinion. Get excited")…
“In honor of the winter solstice, I will also be cold, distant & filled with darkness”
"In honor of the winter solstice I also will be cold, distant & filled with darkness" was posted on Twitter by Doth on December 21, 2017. "I also will" was changed to…
“In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant & filled with darkness”
"In honor of the winter solstice I also will be cold, distant & filled with darkness" was posted on Twitter by Doth on December 21, 2017. "I also will" was changed to…
“Surround yourself with pizza, not negativity”
"Surround yourself with pizza, not negativity" is a pizza saying that has been printed on many images. "surround yourself with pizza not negativity" was posted on Twitter by…
“Surround yourself with coffee, not negativity”
"Surround yourself with coffee, not negativity" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Surround yourself with coffee not negativity" was posted on Twitter by…
“Footballers spend 90 min. pretending to be hurt. Rugby players spend 80 min. pretending not to be”
"Footballers spend 90 minutes pretending they're injured. Rugby players spend 80 minutes pretending they're not" (or "Soccer: 90 minutes of pretending you are injured.…
“Soccer: 90 minutes of pretending you are injured. Rugby: 80 minutes of pretending you are not”
"Footballers spend 90 minutes pretending they're injured. Rugby players spend 80 minutes pretending they're not" (or "Soccer: 90 minutes of pretending you are injured.…
“Jingle bell rock implies the existence of jingle bell paper and jingle bell scissors”
"Jingle Bell Rock" (1957) is a rock and roll Christmas song, performed by Bobby Helms (1933-1997). It has nothing to do with "rock paper scissors," but there are jokes.…
“When diet is wrong, medicine is of no use. When diet is correct, medicine is of no need”
"When diet is wrong, medicine is of no use. When diet is correct, medicine is of no need" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is almost always credited as…
“Kraft Singles implies the existence of Kraft Couples”
Kraft Singles is a processed cheese product, containing wrapped slices. It does not have anything to do with marital status, but there are jokes. "Kraft Singles implies the existence of Kraft…
“Kraft Singles implies the existence of Kraft Marrieds”
Kraft Singles is a processed cheese product, containing wrapped slices. It does not have anything to do with marital status, but there are jokes. "Kraft Singles implies the existence of Kraft…
“Mixed martial arts implies the existence of mixed martial crafts”
Martial arts has nothing to do with arts & crafts, but there are jokes. "I'm trained in the martial arts and the martial crafts" was posted on Twitter by Justin Ritchie on June…
“Martial arts implies the existence of martial crafts”
Martial arts has nothing to do with arts & crafts, but there are jokes. "I'm trained in the martial arts and the martial crafts" was posted on Twitter by Justin Ritchie on June…
“Jingle bell rock implies the existence of jingle bell ska”
"Jingle Bell Rock" (1957) is a rock and roll Christmas song, performed by Bobby Helms (1933-1997). It has nothing to do with "rock paper scissors," but there are jokes.…
Take-Home Tune
Bursting with SongA Broadway Glossary(...)Take-Home Tune: A very memorable, "hummable" tune that audiences remember well after they've left the theatre. Classic writers of take-home…
Floperetta (flop + operetta)
"Floperetta" is a portmanteau of the words "flop" and "operetta." A failed musical is a "floperetta." The term was coined by syndicated gossip columnist…
CSR (Complete Symphonic Recording)
There are several theater initials: OBC = Original Broadway Cast (1994; Urban Dictionary, 2006)OBCR = Original Broadway Cast Recording (1994; Urban Dictionary, 2005)OOBC = Original Off-Broadway…
OST (Original Sound Track)
There are several theater initials: OBC = Original Broadway Cast (1994; Urban Dictionary, 2006)OBCR = Original Broadway Cast Recording (1994; Urban Dictionary, 2005)OOBC = Original Off-Broadway…
OOBC (Original Off-Broadway Cast)
There are several theater initials: OBC = Original Broadway Cast (1994; Urban Dictionary, 2006)OBCR = Original Broadway Cast Recording (1994; Urban Dictionary, 2005)OOBC = Original Off-Broadway…