“Almond Joy implies the existence of Almond Sadness”
Almond Joy is a candy bar manufactured by Hershey's. There are no other candy bars of almond emotions, but there are jokes. "Almond Joy implies the existence of Almond Sadness. Perhaps,…
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“Almond Joy implies the existence of Almond Despair”
Almond Joy is a candy bar manufactured by Hershey's. There are no other candy bars of almond emotions, but there are jokes. "Almond Joy implies the existence of Almond Sadness. Perhaps,…
“Why don’t white people work on the fourth of July?”/“Because they firecrackers on that day!”
A July 4th riddle is: Q: Why don’t white people work on the fourth of July?A: Because they firecrackers on that day! "Crackers" is slang for "white people." The joke was…
“Where do you go to get help with a cheese addiction?”/“Briehab.”
"Briehab" (brie + rehab) is where someone might go who is addicted to cheese. Brie is a soft cow's-milk cheese. "Fake Word Of the Day: Briehab" was posted on Twitter by…
“It’s not red vs. blue. It’s the state vs. you”
"It's not red versus blue. It's the state versus you" (or "It's not red vs. blue. It's the state vs. you") is an anti-government saying. The saying means…
“A giraffe walks into a bar. Giraffes aren’t good at playing limbo” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A giraffe version is: "A giraffe walks into a bar. Giraffes aren’t good at playing…
Briehab (brie + rehab)
"Briehab" (brie + rehab) is where someone might go who is addicted to cheese. Brie is a soft cow's-milk cheese. "Fake Word Of the Day: Briehab" was posted on Twitter by…
“Cereal boxes never state milk is sold separately”
Cereal boxes often show the cereal in milk, but the milk is sold separately. "When you buy cereal, the milk is sold separately, but they’re always advertised together" was posted on…
“It isn’t black vs white. It isn’t left vs right. It isn’t red vs blue. It’s State vs you”
"It's not red versus blue. It's the state versus you" (or "It's not red vs. blue. It's the state vs. you") is an anti-government saying. The saying means…
“It’s not red versus blue. It’s the state versus you”
"It's not red versus blue. It's the state versus you" (or "It's not red vs. blue. It's the state vs. you") is an anti-government saying. The saying means…
“Butter is just lotion for toast”
Butter has been compared to lotion. "#FACT Butter is just lotion for Pancakes" was posted on Twitter by Mr. Dont Give A FUCK on May 4, 2011. "Butter is like lotion to pancakes…
“If you want to know how old you really feel, stop drinking coffee and taking ibuprofen…”
"If you want to know how old you really feel, stop drinking coffee and taking ibuprofen... and then wait" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "you want to know how…
“Butter is food lotion”
Butter has been compared to lotion. "#FACT Butter is just lotion for Pancakes" was posted on Twitter by Mr. Dont Give A FUCK on May 4, 2011. "Butter is like lotion to pancakes…
“Butter is just lotion for bread”
Butter has been compared to lotion. "#FACT Butter is just lotion for Pancakes" was posted on Twitter by Mr. Dont Give A FUCK on May 4, 2011. "Butter is like lotion to pancakes…
“You want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and taking ibuprofen…”
"If you want to know how old you really feel, stop drinking coffee and taking ibuprofen... and then wait" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "you want to know how…
“Butter is just lotion for pancakes”
Butter has been compared to lotion. "#FACT Butter is just lotion for Pancakes" was posted on Twitter by Mr. Dont Give A FUCK on May 4, 2011. "Butter is like lotion to pancakes…
“Weather Alert: If you only have liability insurance, please stay off the roads”
"Weather Alert: If you only have liability insurance, please stay off the roads. This is a full coverage insurance sort of day" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is,…
“Brave enough to inject unknown substances into the body, but afraid to breathe air”
"Brave enough to inject unknown substances into the body but afraid tp breathe air" (people wearing face masks are shown in an image) is a saying that has been printed on many images. The…
“A winter poem: Shit, it’s cold. The end”
"A winter poem: Shit, it's cold. The end" is a jocular winter saying that has been printed on many images. The piece is also called "Winter" or "Ode to Winter."…
“Olive, the other reindeer”
"Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer" (1949) is a song that was popularized by Gene Autry. "All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names" is a line in the song. A joke…