“You can’t spell ‘pharma’ without ‘harm’”
"You can't spell 'pharma'/'pharmacy'/'pharmaceuticals' without (the word) 'harm'" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "you…
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“You can’t spell ‘pharmaceutical’ without ‘harm’”
"You can't spell 'pharma'/'pharmacy'/'pharmaceuticals' without (the word) 'harm'" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "you…
“Fudgitive—One who eats sweets secretly, without sharing”
"Fudgitive" (fudge + fugitive) is a portmanteau that has been used in some jokes. "The Fudgitive #oneletteroffmovies" was posted on Twitter by Terry Bull on October 24, 2009.…
“The guy who stole all the chocolate is now a fudgitive”
"Fudgitive" (fudge + fugitive) is a portmanteau that has been used in some jokes. "The Fudgitive #oneletteroffmovies" was posted on Twitter by Terry Bull on October 24, 2009.…
“Technically, it’s not drinking alone if the bartender is there”
"Technically, it’s not drinking alone if the bartender is there" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "It's not 'drinking alone' if you chat…
“Remember that time when police stood with the people against tyrannical laws?”
"Remember that time when police stood with the people against tyrannical laws and corrupt politicians? Neither do I. Never forget who the real enemy is" is an anti-police saying that has…
“It’s not a recession unless it’s from the Recession region of France…” (joke)
"Champagne" is sometimes used as a generic term for sparkling wine, but legally, it must come from the Champagne wine region of France. A joke was posted on Twitter by Seth Mandel on July…
“The inventor of Pop Rocks: Sugar isn’t enough, it should also detonate”
Pop Rocks is a sugar candy that creates bubbles as it dissolves. "The inventor of Pop Rocks: Sugar isn't enough, it should also detonate" was posted on Twitter by Dan Regan on June…
“We pay the doctor to make us better when we should really be paying the farmer to keep us healthy”
"We pay the doctor to make us better when we should really be paying the farmer to keep us healthy" (also "We pay the doctor to make us better. But we should pay the farmer to keep…
“A man walks into a bar… and stays there my entire childhood” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." One version -- an anti-joke -- is: "A man walked into a bar...and stayed there for the…
“Hot as fuque” or “Hõte ás fuqùe” (“hot as fuck”)
"Hõte ás fuqùe" or "hot as fuque" is a fancier way to say "hot as fuck" (very hot). "Today was a good hair day, despite it being hot as fuque outside" was…
“This ain’t no regular heat…this high class heat…bitch it’s hõte ás fuqùe”
"Hõte ás fuqùe" or "hot as fuque" is a fancier way to say "hot as fuck" (very hot). "Today was a good hair day, despite it being hot as fuque outside" was…
“Never argue with someone whose TV is bigger than their bookshelf”
"Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their bookshelf" (or "Never argue with someone whose TV is bigger than their bookshelf") is a saying that has been printed on many…
“Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their bookshelf”
"Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their bookshelf" (or "Never argue with someone whose TV is bigger than their bookshelf") is a saying that has been printed on many…
“The gas comin’ out of our cows ain’t near as dangerous as the BS out of our politicians”
"The gas comin’ out of our cows ain’t near as dangerous as the BS (bullshit) comin’ out of our politicians" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "THE GAS…
“If you don’t pile your cabbage correctly, heads will roll”
"Heads will roll" usually refers to the heads of people (and getting rid of these people from an organization), but there are heads of cabbage jokes. "If you don't pile your…
“While at the grocery store, be careful not to knock over the cabbage display. Heads will roll”
"Heads will roll" usually refers to the heads of people (and getting rid of these people from an organization), but there are heads of cabbage jokes. "If you don't pile your…
“When life gives you lemons, make whiskey sours”
"When life gives you lemons, make whiskey sours" and "When life gives you lemons, make a whiskey sour. For God's sake, we're adults now, people" are jocular sayings…
“When life gives you lemons, make a whiskey sour. For God’s sake, we’re adults now, people”
"When life gives you lemons, make whiskey sours" and "When life gives you lemons, make a whiskey sour. For God's sake, we're adults now, people" are jocular sayings…
“Growing your own food is like printing your own money”
"Growing your own food is like printing your own money" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The line was said by Los Angeles-based fashion designer and "guerilla…