“My car is a hybrid. It burns gas and rubber” (bumper sticker)
"It's a hybrid. It burns gas and rubber" (or "My truck is a hybrid. It burns diesel and rubber") is a saying that has been printed on many bumper stickers. "My car is…
Archive for 06/2022
“Denial. Anger. Bargaining. Depression. Acceptance. The five stages of realizing you’re out of wine”
Denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance have been called the "five stages of grief." "The five stages of Monday; Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Wine" is a…
“Not sure if it’s the end of the world or just Monday”
"Not sure if it's the end of the world or just Monday" is a saying that has been printed on a popular image. Many people hate Mondays, the traditional start of the work week.…
“Dear Weatherman, When I said I’d like to see 105 again, I meant my weight”
"Dear Weatherman, When I said I wanted to see 105 again/someday, I meant my weight" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images "Dear Weatherman: When I said I'd…
“I gotta get my life together. This damn heat made me realize I can’t go to hell”
"I gotta get my life together. This damn heat made me realize I can’t go to hell" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "It's hot af fam. This weather made…
“Ticketmaster be like: Concert ticket: $40 Venue fee: $21.32 Access fee: $18.32…”
Ticketmaster is known for its many fees added to the basic ticket price. A joke was posted on Twitter by Michael Harriot on December 1, 2021, and the tweet went viral (over 240,000 likes):…
“Cut war, not welfare”
"Cut war, not welfare" is a protest saying that has been printed on many images. The slogan has been used at many protest marches. "Cut war, not welfare" was first used on a…
“A new restaurant in my neighborhood offers a tasting menu, but it just tasted like paper to me”
When a restaurant says to try the new tasting menu, it's implied to try the food on the menu, not the actual menu. The actual menu tastes like paper. "Or come into @PattyBolands early to…
“How do fishermen get jobs?”/“Networking.”
A fishermen riddle is: Q: How do fishermen get jobs?A: Networking. The pun is that a fisherman's "networking" also involves working with nets. The joke was posted on Reddit --…
“The five stages of Monday; Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Wine”
Denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance have been called the "five stages of grief." "The five stages of Monday; Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Wine" is a…
“Entrail Mix: for cannibals who love the outdoor lifestyle”
"Trail mix" shouldn't be confused with "entrail mix," but there are jokes. "What's the Devil Fish's favorite mid-afternoon snack? ENTRAIL MIX!" was…
“The restaurant sign says, ‘Try our new menu.’ I’m guessing it tastes like paper”
When a restaurant says to try the new tasting menu, it's implied to try the food on the menu, not the actual menu. The actual menu tastes like paper. "Or come into @PattyBolands early to…
“We thought it was our ability to love that made us human, but it turns out it was actually…”
A humorous statement about CAPTCHA was posted on Twitter by Kendra Fortmeyer on March 23, 2021: "We thought it was our ability to love that made us human, but it turns out it was actually our…
“A muffin is a bald cupcake”
Cupcakes are often compared to muffins, and frosting is a key difference. "Muffins are (just) bald cupcakes" (or "A muffin is a bald cupcake") is a saying that has been printed…
“What do Dominicans say when they lose their phone?”/“Where did Mofongo?”
Mofongo is a plantain ("plátano" in Spanish) dish. The word "mofongo" can sound like "my phone go." "Dominican word of the day 'MOFONGO'...A Dominican…
Dunkin’ Deeznuts (Dunkin’ Donuts + deez nuts)
"Dunkin' Deeznuts" or "Dunkin' Deez Nuts" (Dunkin' Donuts + deez nuts) is a term that has been printed on many images. As explained on HiNative on August 5, 2021:…
“Muffins are bald cupcakes”
Cupcakes are often compared to muffins, and frosting is a key difference. "Muffins are (just) bald cupcakes" (or "A muffin is a bald cupcake") is a saying that has been printed…
“What do plátanos say when they lose their phones?”/“Where did Mofongo?”
Mofongo is a plantain ("plátano" in Spanish) dish. The word "mofongo" can sound like "my phone go." "Dominican word of the day 'MOFONGO'...A Dominican…
“Who called it teabagging and not Dunkin Deeznuts?”
"Dunkin' Deeznuts" or "Dunkin' Deez Nuts" (Dunkin' Donuts + deez nuts) is a term that has been printed on many images. As explained on HiNative on August 5, 2021:…
Dunkin’ Deez Nuts (Dunkin’ Donuts + deez nuts)
"Dunkin' Deeznuts" or "Dunkin' Deez Nuts" (Dunkin' Donuts + deez nuts) is a term that has been printed on many images. As explained on HiNative on August 5, 2021:…