“Hotter than noon on the Fourth of July” (very hot)
Entry in progress -- BP “Hotter than a firecracker on the Fourth of July” and “Hotter than the Fourth of July” are related sayings. Newspapers.com3 July 2009, The Daily Oklahoman (Oklahoma…
Archive for 06/2022
“Hotter than doughnut grease at a fat man convention” (very hot)
Someone who is "hotter than donut/doughnut grease" is someone who is very attractive (or "hot"). The expression is also used for someone on a hot streak, and for hot weather.…
“The sun is up, the sky is blue, my coffee’s so delicious I think I’ll have two!”
"The sun is up, the sky is blue, my coffee's so delicious I think I'll have two!" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "The sun is up. The sky is…
“Work hard. Be kind. Eat bacon”
"Work hard. Be kind. Eat bacon" is a bacon saying that has been printed on many images. "Work Hard. Play Hard. Be Kind. Eat Bacon. Bacon is good stuff" was posted on Twitter by…
“The United States is the greatest country in the nation”
Entry in progress -- BP Newspapers.com7 November 1968, San Francisco (CA) Examiner, "Longest Night in 20 Years" by Dwight Newton, pg. 35, col. 1:Even unto dawn, Spiro Agnew was being…
“Did you hear about the boxing match between a rabbit and a hedgehog? The hedgehog won on points”
"Did you hear about the boxing match between the rabbit and the hedgehog? The hedgehog won on points" is a pun that was posted on Twitter by C. Joke on January 10, 2010. The hedgehog has…
“Boxing between a squirrel and a hedgehog. The squirrel went nuts, but the hedgehog won on points”
"Did you hear about the boxing match between the rabbit and the hedgehog? The hedgehog won on points" is a pun that was posted on Twitter by C. Joke on January 10, 2010. The hedgehog has…
“America is the greatest country in the nation”
Entry in progress -- BP Newspapers.com7 November 1968, San Francisco (CA) Examiner, "Longest Night in 20 Years" by Dwight Newton, pg. 35, col. 1:Even unto dawn, Spiro Agnew was being…
“Hotter than the Fourth of July” (very hot)
Entry in progress -- BP “Hotter than a firecracker on the Fourth of July” and “Hotter than noon on the Fourth of July" are related sayings. Newspapers.com3 July 2009, The Daily Oklahoman…
“The musician in jail was anxiously awaiting his next release”
"The musician in jail was anxiously awaiting his next release. (Pun of the Day)" was posted on the newsgroup alt.humor.puns on December 14, 2004. The joke originated on the website…
“America is the best country in the nation”
Entry in progress -- BP Newspapers.com7 November 1968, San Francisco (CA) Examiner, "Longest Night in 20 Years" by Dwight Newton, pg. 35, col. 1:Even unto dawn, Spiro Agnew was being…
Good As You (“gay” backronym)
"Good As You" is a backronym (back acronym) of the word "gay." Some people like it and some do not. "Good As You?" (a program on "Brass Tacks" on BBC2) was…
“Jailed musicians anxiously await their next release”
"The musician in jail was anxiously awaiting his next release. (Pun of the Day)" was posted on the newsgroup alt.humor.puns on December 14, 2004. The joke originated on the website…
“Potato chip truck accident on the highway, expect de-Lays”
"MAJOR ACCIDENT ON I-35 A TRUCK HAULING SALTY SNACK HAS SPILLED ITS CARGO – EXPECT DE-LAYS®" was posted on Twitter by Oscar on April 23, 2014. "Potato chip truck accident on the…
“We’re not conspiracy theorists. We’re the fucking resistance”
"We’re not conspiracy theorists. We’re the fucking resistance" was posted on Twitter by Ryan M on July 10, 2021. "WE'RE NOT CONSPIRACY THEORISTS. WE'RE THE FUCKING…
“New restaurant opening in town called The Manhattan Project. It’s a fusion restaurant”
Fusion cuisine has nothing to do with nuclear fusion, but there are jokes. "My wife and I's friend booked us a table at a restaurant called The Manhattan Project and I'M the bad guy…
“When I’m behind a slow car I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see…”
No one likes to be falsely accused of slowing up traffic. This was posted on Twitter by Dan Regan on January 13, 2022: "When I'm behind a slow car I steer my car a little to the right so…
“I correct autocorrect more than autocorrect corrects me”
"I correct autocorrect more than autocorrect corrects me" is a saying that has been printed on many images. This makes autocorrect mostly useless. "all the timeeee!…
“Went to a restaurant called the Manhattan Project. It was not an Asian fusion restaurant. 1 Star”
Fusion cuisine has nothing to do with nuclear fusion, but there are jokes. "My wife and I's friend booked us a table at a restaurant called The Manhattan Project and I'M the bad guy…
“What is worth less than fifty-five cents?”/“The same fifty-five cents tomorrow.”
Inflation eats away at savings. "What's worth less than a penny? The same penny tomorrow" was posted on Twitter by Pike💽🗿 on May 24, 2021. "WHAT IS WORTH LESS THAN FIFTY…