“Amen and awomen”
Entry in progress -- BP “Why do they say ‘amen’ and not ‘awomen’ at the end of songs at church?"/"Because they’re hymns, not hers” is a related joke. Global News…
Archive for 06/2022
“What do plantains say when they lose their phone?”/“Where did Mofongo?”
Mofongo is a plantain ("plátano" in Spanish) dish. The word "mofongo" can sound like "my phone go." "Dominican word of the day 'MOFONGO'...A Dominican…
“Where is Beirut?”/“At the opposite end of a bay leaf.”
Beirut (the capital of Lebanon) should not be confused with "bay root," but there are jokes. "Q: Where is Beirut? / A: At the opposite end of a bay leaf. #WorstJokeEver" was…
“Two sheep walk into a pub…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A sheep version is: "Two sheep walk into a baaaaaa." "Two sheep walk into a…
“Two sheep walk into a baaaaaa” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A sheep version is: "Two sheep walk into a baaaaaa." "Two sheep walk into a…
“Assault is a behavior, not a device”
"Assault is a behavior, not a device" is a pro-gun saying that has been printed on several images. The saying is a comment on the term "assault weapon." "ASSAULT is a…
“Two sheep walk into a New York City pizzeria…” (joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A sheep version is: "Two sheep walk into a baaaaaa." "Two sheep walk into a…
“Why do they say ‘amen’ instead of ‘awomen’ at the end of songs?”/“Because they’re hymns, not hers.”
A joke about "amen" and "awomen" and "hymns" and "hers" was printed in the Boston (MA) Transcript in September 1927 and reprinted in many newspapers: "I…
“Where do bay leaves come from?”/“Beirut.”
Beirut (the capital of Lebanon) should not be confused with "bay root," but there are jokes. "Q: Where is Beirut? / A: At the opposite end of a bay leaf. #WorstJokeEver" was…
“Dear Monday, Go step on a Lego”
"Dear Monday, Go step on a Lego" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Stepping on a Lego can be painful. For many people, Monday is a painful return to the start of the work…
“Samuel Colt: Inventor of the point and click interface”
"The original point and click interface" (a gun) is a pro-gun saying that has been printed on many images. "Smith & Wesson: the original point-and-click interface" was…
“Colt: The original point and click interface”
"The original point and click interface" (a gun) is a pro-gun saying that has been printed on many images. "Smith & Wesson: the original point-and-click interface" was…
“Glock: The original point and click interface”
"The original point and click interface" (a gun) is a pro-gun saying that has been printed on many images. "Smith & Wesson: the original point-and-click interface" was…
“If you serve your kids frozen pizza or chicken nuggets for dinner, you’re a terrible parent” (joke)
"If you serve your kids frozen pizza or chicken nuggets for dinner, you're a terrible parent. I don't care how busy you are--find the time to microwave that shit" was posted on…
“What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?”/“The apple gets picked.”
An apple riddle is: Q: What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?A: The apple gets picked. The dark joke has been cited in print since at least October 2020.…
“Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface”
"The original point and click interface" (a gun) is a pro-gun saying that has been printed on many images. "Smith & Wesson: the original point-and-click interface" was…
“If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson”
"If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson" is a pro-gun saying that has been printed on many images. "Do guns cause murder? Do matches cause arson?" was printed in the The…
“I don’t drink alcohol on lunch breaks because the last thing I need is more motivation…”
"I don't drink alcohol on lunch breaks because the last thing I need is more motivation to tell everyone to fuck off" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I…
“Hotter than a meth pipe on payday” (very hot)
"Hotter than a meth pipe on payday" (very hot) has been printed on many images. "Today was hotter than a Polk county meth-pipe on payday" was posted on Twitter by Rev. Lu Cifer…
“Refried beans are the mashed potatoes of Mexican food”
Refried beans is a side dish at Mexican (or Tex-Mex) restaurants just as mashed potatoes is a side dish at many American restaurants. '"'Refried beans are like mashed potatoes for…