“If you ask if I’ve had coffee and I say ‘no’, just assume this conversation is over”
"If you ask if I've had coffee and I say 'no', just assume this conversation is over" -- that is, don't talk to me before I've had coffee -- is a coffee saying…
Archive for 05/2022
“I like coffee more than people”
"Sometimes I like coffee more than people" (or just "I like coffee more than people") is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I like coffee more than…
“Sometimes I like coffee more than people”
"Sometimes I like coffee more than people" (or just "I like coffee more than people") is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I like coffee more than…
“Teach, Love, Inspire”
"Leach, Love, Inspire" is a teaching saying that has been printed on many images. "So, now we as parents, with mixed emotions, hand over our prized possessions to a person we usually…
Dark Store
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: Dark storeThe term dark store, dark shop, dark supermarket or dotcom centre refers to a retail outlet or distribution centre that caters exclusively for online…
“Most airline food is pretty bad, but their haggis is just plane offal”
"Offal" sounds like "awful," and "plane awful" sounds like "plain offal." There are jokes. "How have you survived the airline food? I've heard…
“There was a gathering on a golf course. I guess you could call it a par-tee”
"Party" shouldn't be confused with "par-tee," but there are golf jokes. "There was a gathering on a golf course. I guess you could call it a par-tee" was posted…
“What do dads eat for breakfast?”/“Pop tarts.”
A breakfast riddle is: Q: What do dads eat for breakfast?A: Pop tarts. The joke was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on May 2, 2022. Wikipedia: Pop-Tarts Pop-Tarts is a brand of toaster pastries…
“My doctor advised me against eating very burnt bread. I am black toast intolerant”
"Lactose intolerant” is sometimes jocularly called “black toast intolerant.” "My Daddy can't eat that toast, he is black toast intolerant" was posted on the newsgroup…
“What do you call someone who’s allergic to burnt bread?”/“Black toast intolerant.”
"Lactose intolerant” is sometimes jocularly called “black toast intolerant.” "My Daddy can't eat that toast, he is black toast intolerant" was posted on the newsgroup…
“Beer (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together”
"Alcohol/ Beer/ Bourbon/ Coffee/ Gin/ Liquor/ Red wine/ Tequila/ Vodka/ Wine (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The various…
“Coffee (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together”
"Alcohol/ Beer/ Bourbon/ Coffee/ Gin/ Liquor/ Red wine/ Tequila/ Vodka/ Wine (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The various…
“Bourbon (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together”
"Alcohol/ Beer/ Bourbon/ Coffee/ Gin/ Liquor/ Red wine/ Tequila/ Vodka/ Wine (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The various…
“Red wine (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together”
"Alcohol/ Beer/ Bourbon/ Coffee/ Gin/ Liquor/ Red wine/ Tequila/ Vodka/ Wine (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The various…
“Liquor (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together”
"Alcohol/ Beer/ Bourbon/ Coffee/ Gin/ Liquor/ Red wine/ Tequila/ Vodka/ Wine (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The various…
“Gin (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together”
"Alcohol/ Beer/ Bourbon/ Coffee/ Gin/ Liquor/ Red wine/ Tequila/ Vodka/ Wine (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The various…
“Tequila (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together”
"Alcohol/ Beer/ Bourbon/ Coffee/ Gin/ Liquor/ Red wine/ Tequila/ Vodka/ Wine (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The various…
“Alcohol (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together”
"Alcohol/ Beer/ Bourbon/ Coffee/ Gin/ Liquor/ Red wine/ Tequila/ Vodka/ Wine (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The various…
“Drink coffee to get the energy to drink more coffee”
"Drink coffee to get the energy to drink more coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Drink coffee to get the energy to drink more coffee" was posted…
“I drink coffee to get the energy to drink more coffee”
"Drink coffee to get the energy to drink more coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Drink coffee to get the energy to drink more coffee" was posted…