“Who’s the father of all fruit?”/“Papaya.”
"Papaya" has nothing to do with "papa," but there are jokes. "what fruit is the father of all fruits? The PAPAya!!!" was posted on Twitter by Julian Moppie Lim on…
Archive for 05/2022
“Which fruit is the father of all fruits?”/“Papaya.”
"Papaya" has nothing to do with "papa," but there are jokes. "what fruit is the father of all fruits? The PAPAya!!!" was posted on Twitter by Julian Moppie Lim on…
Floor D’oeuvre (floor + hors d’oeuvre)
"Floor d’oeuvre" (floor + hors d’oeuvre) is a bit of food dropped on the floor, often to be eaten by a dog or a toddler. "#365newwords 106 floor d'oeuvres (noun) : food…
“What do you call the scraps of food that fall from the table?”/“Floor d’oeuvres.”
"Floor d’oeuvre" (floor + hors d’oeuvre) is a bit of food dropped on the floor, often to be eaten by a dog or a toddler. "#365newwords 106 floor d'oeuvres (noun) : food…
“I may not be much to look at, but I fuck like the government”
"I may not be much to look at, but I fuck like the government" (or "I may be ugly, but I fuck like the government") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I may…
“A game of solitaire is probably one of the slowest ways to sort a deck of cards”
Some people view Solitaire less as a game and more as a way to arrange cards. "Solitare is just a very complicated way to unshuffle a deck of cards" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts…
“Coffee: The daytime stumbling, stretching, yawning, dragging, cotton mouthed, gulping…”
Vicks NyQuil (a cold medicine) has long had the advertising slogan, "The Nighttime Sniffling Sneezing Coughing Aching Stuffy Head Fever So You Can Rest Medicine." A coffee parody of this…
“My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it”
"My house was clean yesterday. Sorry you missed it" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Both "My house was clean last week, Sorry you missed it" and…
“My kitchen was clean last week. Sorry you missed it”
"The/This kitchen was clean yesterday. Sorry you missed it" and "My kitchen was clean last week. Sorry you missed it" are jocular sayings that have been printed on many images.…
“This kitchen was clean yesterday. Sorry you missed it”
"The/This kitchen was clean yesterday. Sorry you missed it" and "My kitchen was clean last week. Sorry you missed it" are jocular sayings that have been printed on many images.…
Big Apple Flag (North American Vexillological Association, 1983)
The North American Vexillological Association (NAVA) held its annual meeting (NAVA 17) at the Hotel St, Moritz in New York City, October 14-16, 1983. A special flag for the occasion featured the…
“Unwritten rule of the internet: If your debating someone, you better have proper grammar…”
"Unwritten rule of the internet: If your debating someone, you better have proper grammar or you can kiss your point goodbye" was posted on Twitter by Quantum® Fiber on October 15, 2021.…
“The kitchen was clean yesterday. Sorry you missed it”
"The/This kitchen was clean yesterday. Sorry you missed it" and "My kitchen was clean last week. Sorry you missed it" are jocular sayings that have been printed on many images.…
“At least my coffee won’t get cold in hell”
"On the bright side, my coffee will never get cold in hell" and "At least my coffee won't get cold in hell" are jocular coffee sayings that have been printed on many…
“On the bright side, my coffee will never get cold in hell”
"On the bright side, my coffee will never get cold in hell" and "At least my coffee won't get cold in hell" are jocular coffee sayings that have been printed on many…
“The adult version of the ice cream machine being broken at McDonald’s is the car wash being broken”
The ice cream machines at McDonald's restaurants are often broken. The car washes at gas stations are also often broken. "Works car wash is like McDonald's ice cream machine, always…
“What is Bigfoot’s favorite exercise?”/“Sasquats.”
A Bigfoot riddle is: Q: What is Bigfoot’s favorite exercise?A: Sasquats. Bigfoot is also called "Sasquatch," and this is made to sound like it also contains the word "squats."…
“Gas station car washes are the McDonald’s ice cream machines of traveling” (often broken)
The ice cream machines at McDonald's restaurants are often broken. The car washes at gas stations are also often broken. "Works car wash is like McDonald's ice cream machine, always…
“If the cops have no duty to protect you, then the only point of their existence is…”
The police have no duty to protect you, the U.S. Supreme Court has ruled. "If the cops have no duty to protect you, then the only point of their existence is to be used against you"…
“It’s all fun and games until someone loses a tooth. Then it’s hockey”
"It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye" is a typical saying mothers make to children before they go out to play. "It's all fun and games until someone loses a…