“I would definitely watch golf if land mines were involved”
"I would definitely watch golf if land mines were involved" ( or "I could actually watch golf on TV if land mines were involved") is a saying that has been printed on several…
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“You can either expect me to work well with others or pass a drug test. It can’t be both”
"Sorry, boss... You can either expect me to work well with others or pass a drug test. It can't be both" (or "I can either work well with others or pass a drug test. But not…
“I could actually watch golf on TV if land mines were involved”
"I would definitely watch golf if land mines were involved" ( or "I could actually watch golf on TV if land mines were involved") is a saying that has been printed on several…
“Vodka (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together”
"Alcohol/ Beer/ Bourbon/ Coffee/ Gin/ Liquor/ Red wine/ Tequila/ Vodka/ Wine (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The various…
Little Yemen (Bay Ridge, Brooklyn)
"Little Yemen" is a nickname of both Bay Ridge, Brooklyn, and Morris Park, in the Bronx. . Bay Ridge, Brooklyn, has seen an influx of residents from Arab and Middle Eastern countries. The…
“If you could reason with Democrats, there would be no Democrats”
"If you could reason with a Democrat, there would be no Democrats" (also given as "If you could reason with Democrats, there would be no Democrats" and "If you could reason…
“If you could reason with a Democrat, there wouldn’t be any Democrats”
"If you could reason with a Democrat, there would be no Democrats" (also given as "If you could reason with Democrats, there would be no Democrats" and "If you could reason…
“We blame society, but we are society”
"We (all) blame society, but we are society" is a saying that has been printed on many images. English sing Geri Halliwell (who was "Ginger Spice" of the Spice Girls) appeared…
Little Yemen (Morris Park, Bronx)
"Little Yemen" is a nickname of both Bay Ridge, Brooklyn, and Morris Park, in the Bronx. . Bay Ridge, Brooklyn, has seen an influx of residents from Arab and Middle Eastern countries. The…
“We all blame society, but we are society”
"We (all) blame society, but we are society" is a saying that has been printed on many images. English sing Geri Halliwell (who was "Ginger Spice" of the Spice Girls) appeared…
“If you could reason with a Democrat, there would be no Democrats”
"If you could reason with a Democrat, there would be no Democrats" (also given as "If you could reason with Democrats, there would be no Democrats" and "If you could reason…
“Once your neighbor cuts their grass, you have 72 hours to respond”
When one house has the lawn mowed, the neighboring houses are under pressure to also cut their lawns. "Once your neighbor cuts their grass, you really have like 72 hours to respond" was…
“I can either work well with others or pass a drug test. But not both”
"Sorry, boss... You can either expect me to work well with others or pass a drug test. It can't be both" (or "I can either work well with others or pass a drug test. But not…
“What do you call a town full of pigs?”/“A hamlet.”
There are several puns of "hamlet" and "ham." "What do you call a small pork farm? ... a hamlet" was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on October 19, 2020. "What do you…
“Once your neighbor cuts their grass, you have 48 hours to respond”
When one house has the lawn mowed, the neighboring houses are under pressure to also cut their lawns. "Once your neighbor cuts their grass, you really have like 72 hours to respond" was…
“What do you call a small pork farm?”/“A hamlet.”
There are several puns of "hamlet" and "ham." "What do you call a small pork farm? ... a hamlet" was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on October 19, 2020. "What do you…
“Potatoes make french fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying”
"Potatoes make french fries, chips and vodka. It's like the other vegetables aren't even trying" is a potato saying that has been printed on several images. "Potatoes make…
“Free country? Name one thing you can do that isn’t taxed, regulated or illegal”
"Free country? Name one thing you can do that isn't taxed, regulated or illegal" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "It's a free country!" is an old…
“Jellybeans imply the existence of peanut butter beans”
There are jellybeans, but no peanut butter beans. "I like jelly beans, but infinitely better would be peanut butter beans" was posted on Twitter by Ben Cobb on April 4, 2011. "Ok I…
“Paying taxes in America is like having an indefinite car payment on a car that won’t run”
"Paying taxes in America is like having an indefinite car payment on a car that won't run" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Paying taxes in America is like…