“When you dig a garden, you help bury industrial food! Eat local!”
"Remember... When you dig a garden, you help bury industrial food! Eat local!" (shown on an image) was posted on Twitter by Paul Eccles on January 24, 2022. TwitterPaul…
Archive for 05/2022
“Middle Age: When your age starts to show around the middle”
"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle" -- that is, you're fat -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Here are some definitions…
“At this point, I don’t know if coffee is a hobby or survival instinct”
"At this point, I don't know if coffee is a hobby or survival instinct" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "At this point, I don't know if coffee is a…
“Our Father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy name…” (Lord’s Prayer mondegreen)
“Our Father, who art in heaven, Harold be thy name…” is a similar mondegreen. Wikipedia: Lord's PrayerThe Lord's Prayer, also called the Our Father (Latin: Pater Noster), is a…
“There are days when we need to drink our coffee strong, play our music loud and get our stuff done”
"I like my music loud and my coffee strong" (also "I like my music loud, my coffee strong and my dreams big/large") and "There are days in life when we need to drink our…
“Some days we need to drink our coffee strong, play our music loud and just get our stuff done”
"I like my music loud and my coffee strong" (also "I like my music loud, my coffee strong and my dreams big/large") and "There are days in life when we need to drink our…
“If the germ theory were true, no one would be alive to believe it”
"If the 'germ theory of disease' were correct, there'd be no one living to believe it" or "If the 'germ theory of disease' were correct, there would be…
“If the germ theory were true, nobody would be alive to believe it”
"If the 'germ theory of disease' were correct, there'd be no one living to believe it" or "If the 'germ theory of disease' were correct, there would be…
“If the ‘germ theory of disease’ were correct, there’d be no one living to believe it”
"If the 'germ theory of disease' were correct, there'd be no one living to believe it" or "If the 'germ theory of disease' were correct, there would be…
“If the ‘germ theory of disease’ were correct, there would be nobody alive to believe it”
"If the 'germ theory of disease' were correct, there'd be no one living to believe it" or "If the 'germ theory of disease' were correct, there would be…
“I like my music loud and my coffee strong”
"I like my music loud and my coffee strong" (also "I like my music loud, my coffee strong and my dreams big/large") and "There are days in life when we need to drink our…
“Politeness never defeated an existential threat”
"Politeness never defeated an existential threat" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Foto: wrathofgnon: 'Politeness never defeated an existential…
“I like my music loud, my coffee strong and my dreams big”
"I like my music loud and my coffee strong" (also "I like my music loud, my coffee strong and my dreams big/large") and "There are days in life when we need to drink our…
“Sometimes I take a bath because it’s hard to drink wine in the shower”
"Sometimes I take baths because it's hard to drink wine in the shower" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Sometimes I take baths...because it's…
“Sometimes I take baths because it’s harder to drink wine in the shower”
"Sometimes I take baths because it's hard to drink wine in the shower" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Sometimes I take baths...because it's…
“My inflatable house got a puncture last night. Now, I’m living in a flat”
A "flat" doesn't always mean a flat house, but there are jokes. "Our inflatable house got punctured last night so now we're living in a flat" was posted on Twitter by…
“Sometimes I take baths because it’s hard to drink wine in the shower”
"Sometimes I take baths because it's hard to drink wine in the shower" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Sometimes I take baths...because it's…
“What do you call heavily burnt pasta?”/“Al Dante.”
"Al dente" shouldn't be confused with "Al Dante" (cooked in Dante's Inferno), but there are jokes. "I like my pasta burnt to a crisp in the fires of hell, i.e.…
“Flavortown implies the existence of Blandcity”
"Flavortown" (food with lots of flavor) is a favorite expression of Guy Fieri, host of the television show Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives. Are there other food municipalities? Bland City:…