"If you ask if I've had coffee and I say…

“If you ask if I’ve had coffee and I say ‘no’, just assume this conversation is over”—that is, don’t talk to me before I’ve had coffee—is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images.

“IF YOU ASK ME IF I’VE HAD MY COFFEE YET, AND I SAY ‘NO’, THEN YOU CAN ASSUME THAT THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER” (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Death Wish Coffee Company on April 29, 2015.

“If you ask if I’ve had #coffee and I say ‘no’, just assume this conversation is over” (also shown on another image by the Death Wish Coffee Company) was posted on Twitter by Enchantment on September 12, 2018.

Facebook
Death Wish Coffee Company
April 29, 2015 at 11:33 AM ·
Share if this rule applies to your life too.
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
IF YOU ASK ME IF I’VE HAD MY COFFEE YET,
AND I SAY “NO”, THEN YOU CAN ASSUME
THAT THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER.

Twitter
My Brain Parts®️™️ ☕☕
@LiamBarrettEsq
If you ask me if I’ve had a cup of coffee yet and I say no you can assume that our conversation is over.
6:11 AM · Jul 9, 2015·Twitter for Android

Twitter
austin
@3Xaustin
If you ask me if I’ve had my coffee yet and I say “no”...
You can assume that this conversation is over.
8:21 AM · Aug 21, 2015·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
NomadCoffeeRoasters
@NomadRoasters
If you ask I’ve had coffee and I say “no”, assume the conversation is over #musthavecoffee #insertcoffeetobegin
12:52 PM · Aug 17, 2016·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Enchantment
@sageandspirit2
If you ask if I’ve had #coffee and I say “no”, just assume this conversation is over.
(This is also shown on an image from Death Wish Coffee Company.—ed.)
9:36 PM · Sep 12, 2018·Twitter Web Client

Facebook
But First Coffee
January 2, 2020 at 4:16 AM ·
(“If you ask if I’ve had coffee and I say ‘no’, just assume this conversation is over” is shown on an image by the Death Wish Coffee Company.—ed.)

Twitter
Fire Dept. Coffee
@firedeptcoffee
If you ask me if I’ve had coffee yet and I say “no”, you can just assume this conversation is over.
#FireDeptCoffee #CoffeeTime #Coffee
9:30 AM · Mar 16, 2022·Twitter Web App

Twitter
AMERICAN BADASS 🇺🇲
@SWFLPatriot
If you ask if I’ve had coffee and I say “no”, just assume this conversation is over.
8:18 AM · May 9, 2022·Twitter for Android