“What kind of weather do cupcakes like?”/“Sprinkles.”
A cupcake riddle is: Q: What kind of weather do cupcakes like?A: Sprinkles. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2018 and has been told by the Amazon Alexa personal assistant.…
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“Today’s good mood is sponsored by wine”
"Today's good mood is sponsored by wine" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Today's good mood is sponsored by Wine! haa haa" was posted on Twitter by…
“Today’s good mood is sponsored by vodka”
"Today's good mood is sponsored by vodka" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Todays Good Mood Sponsored By Vodka - BazaarTshirts" was posted on Twitter by…
“Today’s good mood is sponsored by beer”
"Today's good mood is sponsored by beer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Todays good mood is sponsored by Beer" was posted on Twitter by Mr. Bryan on May…
Forosophobia (fear of taxes and the IRS)
The article "Forosophobia: Fear of Taxes and the IRS" by Dale Hartley MBA, Ph.D. published by Psychology Today on February 12, 2021, invented a new term: "Given that tax trepidation…
“I grew up all my life believing I was Irish. But thanks to Ancestry, I now know I’m just a drunk”
AncestryDNA tests for ethnicity. A popular St. Patrick's Day joke is about a test for Irish roots. "I grew up all my life believing I was Irish. But thanks to http://ancestry.Com I now…
“I’ve just been offered 8 legs of venison for $100. Is that two deer?”
"Too dear" (too expensive) sounds like "two deer." Of course, there's a venison joke. "Silly question. Like the chap who was offered eight legs of venison and asked,…
“Irish puns are the most O’ffensive”
"Irish puns are the most O'ffensive" was posted on Twitter by The Pun Gents on October 26, 2017. The Irish joke has been popular on St. Patrick's Day. TwitterThe Pun…
“Government is the biggest corporation, with a monopoly on violence”
"Government is a corporation in the limit. Government is the biggest corporation, with a monopoly on violence, and where you have no recourse. So, if you don't like corporations, you…
“I asked the teenager working at McDonald’s if the shamrock shakes were made with fresh shamrocks”
McDonald's "Shamrock Shake" is a green mint flavored milkshake, offered in March to celebrate St. Patrick's Day. The milkshake contains no shamrocks. "I asked the 16 year…
“Government is a corporation in the limit”
"Government is a corporation in the limit. Government is the biggest corporation, with a monopoly on violence, and where you have no recourse. So, if you don't like corporations, you…
“What do you call a leprechaun’s vacation home?”/“A lepre-condo.”
"Leprecondo" (leprechaun + condo) is a popular St. Patrick's Day joke. "LEPRECONDOS" was printed in a real estate ad in the San Angelo (TX) Standard-Times on March 17,…
“What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick’s Day?”/“St. O’Claus.”
A holiday riddle is: Q: What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick's Day?A: St. O'Claus. "St. O'Claus" is, perhaps, an Irish "Santa Claus." The…
“What do you call those little green buildings inhabited by Irish wee folk?”/“Leprecondos.”
"Leprecondo" (leprechaun + condo) is a popular St. Patrick's Day joke. "LEPRECONDOS" was printed in a real estate ad in the San Angelo (TX) Standard-Times on March 17,…
“Why are so many leprechauns florists?”/“They have green thumbs.”
There are several St. Patrick's Day riddles about leprechauns having green thumbs. "Riddle of the Day: Why are so many leprechauns florists? #HeritageHealth Answer: They have green…
“Why are so many leprechauns gardeners?”/“Because they have green thumbs.”
There are several St. Patrick's Day riddles about leprechauns having green thumbs. "Riddle of the Day: Why are so many leprechauns florists? #HeritageHealth Answer: They have green…
“Why do leprechauns love to garden?”/“They have green thumbs.”
There are several St. Patrick's Day riddles about leprechauns having green thumbs. "Riddle of the Day: Why are so many leprechauns florists? #HeritageHealth Answer: They have green…
“Who steals noodles from the rich and gives them to the poor?”/“Ramen Hood.”
Ramen Hood (ramen + Robin Hood) has been the name of food establishments in New York City, Scottsdale (AZ) and Los Angeles (CA). A joke is that Ramen Hood steals noodles/soup from the rich to give…
“Who steals soup from the rich and gives it to the poor?”/“Ramen Hood.”
Ramen Hood (ramen + Robin Hood) has been the name of food establishments in New York City, Scottsdale (AZ) and Los Angeles (CA). A joke is that Ramen Hood steals noodles/soup from the rich to give…
“Think once before you act, twice before you speak, and three times before you tweet”
"Think once before you act, twice before you speak, and three times before you post on Facebook" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Various forms of the saying were…