“Hydro Flasks with straw lids are just adult sippy cups”
A Hydro Flask (often written as "hydroflask") has been compared to a sippy cup. "I don't like to complain much but my hydroflask is a literal sippy cup & it's not…
Archive for 11/2021
“Be the reason someone stops believing in government”
"Be the reason someone stops believing in the government" is an anti-government saying that was posted on Twitter by 𝗷𝘂𝗹𝗶𝗮𝗻𝗮🗡on September 7, 2021. "Be the…
“Nothing says ‘trust the science’ like ‘we can’t tell you what’s in it and you can’t sue us’”
"Nothing says 'trust the science' like 'we can't tell you what's in it and you can't sue us if something goes wrong'" is a COVID-19 (coronavirus) saying…
“With capitalism, you work or starve. With communism, you work and starve”
"In capitalism you either work or starve, in communism you do both" was posted on Twitter by Sparky on April 30, 2017. "Capitalism: Work or starve. Communism: Work and starve"…
“Whoever said ‘Less is more’ clearly wasn’t a coffee drinker”
"Whoever said 'Less is more' clearly wasn't a coffee/whiskey/wine drinker" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Whoever said 'Less is more'…
“Whoever said ‘Less is more’ clearly wasn’t a wine drinker”
"Whoever said 'Less is more' clearly wasn't a coffee/whiskey/wine drinker" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Whoever said 'Less is more'…
“Whoever said ‘Less is more’ clearly wasn’t a whiskey drinker”
"Whoever said 'Less is more' clearly wasn't a coffee/whiskey/wine drinker" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Whoever said 'Less is more'…
“My morning coffee contains all of my people skills”
"My morning coffee contains all of my people skills" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Please don't disturb me while I'm having my coffee. Right…
“Strip malls sound way cooler than they are”
A "strip mall" doesn't have anything to do with "stripping," but it might sound like it does. "James: 'strip mall sounds cooler than it actually is'"…
“My gran’s collection of antique gravy boats were Bistoed upon me”
Bisto is a well-known brand of gravy. It should not be confused with "bestow," but there are jokes. "My gran's collection of antique gravy boats were Bistoed upon me #1PUN"…
“The inventor of gravy granules has had the freedom of the city bisto-ed on him”
Bisto is a well-known brand of gravy. It should not be confused with "bestow," but there are jokes. "My gran's collection of antique gravy boats were Bistoed upon me #1PUN"…
“The New York City Marathon is really just a bunch of people running away from Staten Island”
The New York City Marathon was first run in 1970. Since 1976, the five borough course has started in Staten Island. “@MarcFaletti: NY Marathon starts in Staten Island. Is the image of a bunch of…
“My chemistry teacher offered me a Pb and J sandwich. Hospital bill is pretty high”
A peanut butter and jelly sandwich (PB&J) is popular in the United States. However, "Pb" is the chemical symbol for lead. "J" is an old symbol for iodine.…
“Which branch of the United States military is the most patriotic?”/“The Air Force; they’re US AF.”
A riddle about the United States Air Force (USAF) was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on December 28, 2018: Q: Which branch of the United States military is the most patriotic?A: The Air Force;…
“What did the chemist have for lunch? A Pb and J sandwich! And then he died of lead poisoning”
A peanut butter and jelly sandwich (PB&J) is popular in the United States. However, "Pb" is the chemical symbol for lead. "J" is an old symbol for iodine.…
“Pizzas are cylinders, not circles”
"Pizzas are cylinders" was posted on Twitter by F'tim on April 10, 2014. "if you think about it, pizza is a very thin cylinder" was posted on Twitter by UsicMusic on…
“A pizza is technically a cylinder”
"Pizzas are cylinders" was posted on Twitter by F'tim on April 10, 2014. "if you think about it, pizza is a very thin cylinder" was posted on Twitter by UsicMusic on…
“I like my women like I like my coffee. Irish”
"I like my women like I like my coffee" is a meme that has been used on many images. "A Negro comedian pulled this one: 'I like my coffee strong and black -- the same way I like…
“There is no possibility of informed consent while adverse reactions are being censored”
"There is no possibility of informed consent while adverse reactions are being censored" is a saying that has been printed on an image. Many people believed that adverse reactions to…
“A pizza with radius ‘z’ and thickness ‘a’ has a volume of Pi*z*z*a”
"Pizzas are cylinders" was posted on Twitter by F'tim on April 10, 2014. "if you think about it, pizza is a very thin cylinder" was posted on Twitter by UsicMusic on…