“Apparently ‘spite’ is not an appropriate answer to ‘What motivates you?’”
"What motivates you?" is a popular job interview question. "Apparently 'spite' is not an appropriate answer to 'What motivates you?'" is a jocular saying…
Archive for 11/2021
“If you drink hot cocoa with a spoon, it becomes chocolate soup”
Hot chocolate (hot cocoa) has been described as chocolate soup. "Hot chocolate is just really just chocolate soup!" was posted on Twitter by Laura Kadner on December 24, 2010.…
“If you drink hot chocolate with a spoon, it’s like chocolate soup”
Hot chocolate (hot cocoa) has been described as chocolate soup. "Hot chocolate is just really just chocolate soup!" was posted on Twitter by Laura Kadner on December 24, 2010.…
Indeslicesive (indecisive + slice)
"Indeslicesive" (indecisive + slice) means that someone can't decide on what slice to eat. The jokes usually involve a pizza slice, but the term could apply to other slices (such as…
“What are you when you can’t decide on what pizza to get?”/“Indeslicesive.”
"Indeslicesive" (indecisive + slice) means that someone can't decide on what slice to eat. The jokes usually involve a pizza slice, but the term could apply to other slices (such as…
“Did you hear about the lobster that got the job at Pizza Hut? He works in the crust station”
"Crustacean" sounds like "crust station." "New restaurant idea: The Crust Station, home of the lobster pizza" was posted on Twitter by Alex Mansfield on December 30,…
“Hot cocoa is just chocolate soup”
Hot chocolate (hot cocoa) has been described as chocolate soup. "Hot chocolate is just really just chocolate soup!" was posted on Twitter by Laura Kadner on December 24, 2010.…
“If you leave your children a world where you never stood up, they’ll get one where they can’t”
"If you leave your children a world where you never stood up, they’ll inherit a world where they can’t" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "parents, IF YOU LEAVE…
“Hot chocolate is basically chocolate soup”
Hot chocolate (hot cocoa) has been described as chocolate soup. "Hot chocolate is just really just chocolate soup!" was posted on Twitter by Laura Kadner on December 24, 2010.…
“A bad day with coffee is better than a good day without it”
"A bad day with coffee is better than a good day without it" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "A bad day with coffee is better than a good day with a…
“Welcome parents and students to orientation.”/“Excuse me! I think we call it Asiantation now.”
The term "oriental" is often regarded as an ethnic slur. Some people jocularly believe that a school "orientation" should be called "Asiantation." "Orientation…
Asiantation (Asian + orientation)
The term "oriental" is often regarded as an ethnic slur. Some people jocularly believe that a school "orientation" should be called "Asiantation." "Orientation…
“I got fired from the bomb squad yesterday. It’s too bad really… I had a blast working there!”
"I got fired from the bomb squad yesterday. It's too bad really... I had a blast working there" was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on July 7, 2021. The "blast" pun was more…
“What do you call a hairy pumpkin?”/“A Sas-squash.”
Sasquatch (Bigfoot) has nothing to do with squash, but several jokes involve "sas-squash" or "sass-squash." "What do you call a squash with an attitude? A SASS-SQUASH!…
“What’s Bigfoot’s favorite Thanksgiving side?”/“Sas-squash.”
Sasquatch (Bigfoot) has nothing to do with squash, but several jokes involve "sas-squash" or "sass-squash." "What do you call a squash with an attitude? A SASS-SQUASH!…
“What do you call a rude pumpkin?”/“Sass-squash.”
Sasquatch (Bigfoot) has nothing to do with squash, but several jokes involve "sas-squash" or "sass-squash." "What do you call a squash with an attitude? A SASS-SQUASH!…
“What’s a mythical gourd with an attitude?”/“A sass-squash.”
Sasquatch (Bigfoot) has nothing to do with squash, but several jokes involve "sas-squash" or "sass-squash." "What do you call a squash with an attitude? A SASS-SQUASH!…
“Wait, there’s nothing in this Air and Space Museum!”
What's in an air and space museum? Just air and space? "I want my money back. I went to the air and space museum and there was nothing in it. http://bit.ly/NpDLu7 via @sickipedia"…
“I went to the Air and Space Museum the other day. There was nothing there!”
What's in an air and space museum? Just air and space? "I want my money back. I went to the air and space museum and there was nothing in it. http://bit.ly/NpDLu7 via @sickipedia"…
“I have a drinking problem. I’m out of drinks”
I don't have a drinking problem, 'cept when I can't get a drink" was written by American singer and songwriter Tom Waits in the song "Bad Liver and a Broken Heart"…